JOE's definitions

monkey food

slang for coke in a somewhat ethnic way

hey ya got any monkey food?

by joe February 16, 2005

barmitzfa

Used to describe a "cheap" person or situation.

Joe: "Mike went up to the bar to buy a round and didnt get any drinks for us"

Guy: "Thats some barmitzfa ass shit"

by joe March 10, 2005

Condom

Somethin he better where if he wants to get anywhere near me unless he feels like payin for child support for 18 damn years..And if you think ur not a real man if you wear one then don't.. i'm sure u'll feel more like a man when your carryin around a bunch of damn babies!

you'll get no love if you dont wear the glove!

by Joe May 25, 2004

seizureific

Something which is seizure-inducing. causes seizures.

that fibre optic christmas tree is seizureific!

The battling seizure robots cause seizures, thus they are seizureific.

by Joe December 23, 2003

65535

The highest possible number in 16 bit binary

The trojan used ports 65500-65535, but it was blocked

by Joe August 13, 2004

tight whips

a nice phat car

any car 504 boys roll

by Joe October 9, 2003

All Legs

A Woman whos lower extremities overshadow her upper regions, making her a fine sexual specimen.

Man!, that Breezy is all legs.

by Joe June 30, 2004