JMayzin's definitions

neutch

a girl that is a 7 (which is a neutral pH level) out of 10 on the hotness scale.

"Hey man, that girl is pretty decent. What do you think?"

"Ehh... She's just another a neutch."

by JMayzin September 11, 2009

och

a girl that is an 8 ("ocho") on the hotness scale.

"Dude, that girl over there is pretty sexy. Go get her number."

"True dat. Stay here and watch while I bag this och."

by JMayzin September 13, 2009

floppy mcdoppies

shoes that are extremely old and trashed up, yet the owner insists on still wearing them

guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"

guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"

guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"

guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"

by JMayzin September 13, 2009

trash buckets

shoes that are dirty, old, and horribly scented

"Ok, now I'm ready for a jog now."

"Eww dude, what is on your feet? Take those trash buckets off. The stench of them is about to make my nose bleed."

by JMayzin September 13, 2009

sheep cloak

a lambskin condom for those unlucky guys who are allergic to latex

Dude, this girl wants my cock! Can I borrow a sheep cloak?

No, you loser. How about you go skin a lamb?

by JMayzin September 15, 2009

postgame show

The time after a party is over when everyone is piss drunk, and crazy, unthinkable things begin to happen. This display is especially funny to the sober people in the area.

"Dude, Tammy is so drunk right now! I can't wait to see the postgame show once we leave this party!"

by JMayzin October 31, 2009

BSO

"brushing shoulders off". Used when a person wants to express how baller or proud he/she is

Guy 1: Hey did you hook up with those two girls last night?
Guy 2: Yea bro I'm such a pimp. BSO

by JMayzin July 14, 2010