Definitions by JJ

gordon keeble 

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

gordon keeble by jj August 12, 2003

gordon keeble 

big lump of a car made in the 70's.

"Nice car, what is it?"
"It's a gordon keeble"

gordon keeble by jj August 12, 2003

Incest 

Having sex with members of ones own family.

Incest, the game the whole family can play.

Incest by JJ July 30, 2003

meat horn

penis, skin flute, cock, one eyed trouser snake,

She really could play the slobber blues on my meat horn.

meat horn by JJ July 30, 2003

gmbp 

chat room on aol called guess movie by plot

lets get out of mean people only and go to gmbp

gmbp by JJ July 30, 2003

boothed 

Ringing people in the early hours and leaving incomprehensible messages on their ansaphones.

"Sleep well last night?"
"No. I was boothed 4 times!"

boothed by jj July 29, 2003

Morley

A pint of lager with a bit of lemonade in the bottom. Usually drunk by ponces (or southerners).

I feel like a tart's drink. "A pint of Morley please."

Morley by JJ July 27, 2003