JJ's definitions

spam

Spam its right up there with corned beef!

by jj April 23, 2003

rX_Golem

Hidden ruler of ABS, with the mental capacity of every 9 yeard old in the planet, which averages out to 2.

Noun: rX_Golem is super hot
Verb: I just rX_Golem'd the shit out of my wife.
Both: rX_Golmed'd Is What I just did to a baby.

by JJ October 6, 2004

Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon of minimal destruction used an infinate amount of times.

M16 kills more than any "Weapon of mass destruction"

by jj July 5, 2003

croach wagon

1)some pretentios bastard that just makes your life hell. a reall asshole that totally tries to encroach on your universe. an anal , lying, queer puff, dick head.
2)a total anal corn flake lover wh participates in group croaching

get out of my face you croach wagon

by jj January 21, 2005

Anus Master

master of the anus.

i went to seek guidance from the anus master. I travelled 30 days to get to the himalayas. When i approached the anus master, i could feel a tingling in my rectum; i knew it was him. with the clutch of his fist he made me shit a metric shit load. it was truely humbling being in his presence.

by JJ January 11, 2004

pimp

pussy is my pleasure

i need pimp

by jj February 13, 2004

Drop Goal

Method of scoring in rugby. Throughout a significant portion of rugby's history it was worth more than tries. However this has been reduced to 3 in Union and 1 in League.

Taken by kicking the ball between the uprights on the bounce after having been dropped.

Since Jonny Wilkinson's proficiency at taking this kind of kick, there have been calls to reduce the value even further in Union.
NOTE: This was not an issue when Jannie de Beer scored 5 against England in the 1999 world cup.

England have started scoring drop goals!!!
That's not fair, the English aren't allowed to win anything.

by JJ May 29, 2004