hoser

Derived from the term used by popular Canadian icons Bob and Doug Mackenzie. The literal definition of a hoser, according to Bob and Doug, is "What you call your little brother when your mom's in the room."
Take off, eh? You're such a hoser.
by Jimmy September 05, 2004
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dukboki

Fucking a girl while she's on her period.
Man, I heard of bleeders before, but fucking this girl was like dukboki.
by Jimmy September 03, 2004
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DTmoron

Anyone that hasn't caught on that it takes about two seconds to make up a definition, and the fact that "wataf" in the dictionary isn't anything to get excited about, and Jimmy hates you all.
You are a DTmoron.
by Jimmy February 04, 2004
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jubleygoop

You are in deep jubleygoop!
by Jimmy April 07, 2003
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fojamples

happens when no one makes a shot in pool. If you say it you will make the shot
fojamples says i make this shot
by jimmy March 20, 2005
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Eric Clapton

One of the greastest guitarists of all time, it was he who changed the guitar sound forever in 1966 when he was with John Maryall's Bluesbreakers album. Giving him the lable "God". He worked with John after leaving the Yardbirds who went into a pop direction while Eric stuck with his blues, launching his career in Cream, Blind Faith, Derek and the Dominos, his solo work, and worked with numerous artist. In 1967 Jimi Hendrix stole the spot light from him.

By the way, what's with this crap on Roger Waters? He's a freaking bass player! They are both good at what they do.
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by Jimmy March 08, 2005
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FLP: Flagrant Lack of Pants

To be caught in the act of having no pants. This is a major offense and is taken seriously by all PoPo. This is only second to FLG: Flagrant Lack of Genitals, which is to be caught in the act of having no genitalia.
" Jimmy was caught in the act of having no pants... now they're giving him a cavity probing... Poor Jimmy "
by Jimmy September 01, 2003
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