townie

twat ( they wont start on you, aslong as it stays in the 3:1 ratio

him:you fucking mish mosh get a wash
me:nah im not a mosh but its better then being a townie
him: what did you say wait there let me get my gang and your battered man
me:hmmm your a twat!

by jimmy October 26, 2004

pussy whipped

when you go and see a high action movie with your mates and girlfrend and completely ignore the movie in the vein sad effort to get sum.

mate:He check out that dude he's goign to blow that fucking dogs head of!

pussy whiped mattey: strange fish noises ( sound of em kissing) sorry what did i miss?

by Jimmy December 08, 2004

slut fuck

A person like A.O Nizzy who fucks sluts

Look at me, I am slut fucking

by Jimmy February 08, 2004

whiny bitch

a woman who thinks you want to hear about her boyfriend trouble, car trouble, work trouble, etc.

Dude! I already know your boyfriend is mean... SHUT UP YOU WHINY BITCH!

by Jimmy January 31, 2004

swami

one who is awesome at what they do

Eddie Van Halen is a swami among guitar players.

by jimmy November 24, 2003

queef

Very wet pussy fart

when I pulled out, she queefed on my dick

by Jimmy September 17, 2003

cock smack

To smack a person, usually in the face, with one's cock. Often used as a disciplinary maneuver.

If you keep playin' like that, I will cock smack you good.

by Jimmy January 23, 2003