JImmy's definitions

the shablablu

when mike tougas is makin a move on somebody at the water park

when mike was hittin on that ulgy girl at sunsplash

by jimmy August 6, 2003

like Keith on poon

This is synonymous with "like white on rice" and "like flies on shit".

I'd be all over that like Keith on poon.

by Jimmy October 4, 2004

bagelry

the act of acting like a stupid bagel

you have been sentenced for five counts of bagelry

by jimmy September 9, 2003

Dorkette

Super cool Christian-girl hottie.

Abby is such a dorkette it's unbelievable.

by Jimmy October 17, 2004

brown knuckles

The failed act of fisting, due to lower intestinal blockage.

Jimmy want to fist his girl, but she was to full to engage, leaving Jimmy with a nasty case of the brown knuckles.

by Jimmy May 13, 2003

stealth mode

n. the mode that you are in when you turn your headlights off on your car because you're about to do a drive-by.
n. the time when a girl's titties are erect.

Daym!!! Look at that chick in stealth mode!!!

by Jimmy January 11, 2004

rutzed

adj. under the state of embarrassment; humiliated, abashed, owned.

The other day, I was walking around the mall, and this kid fell flat on his face down the stairs. Omg! RUTZED!

by Jimmy March 8, 2005