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Upstate

Upstate is a term used by people who live in New York City or the surrounding metro area. Long Islanders and some city people consider the Northern suburbs (Westchester, Rockland) to be upstate because they are north of where they are and think thaty for some reasons the cultural and economic ties spread east. Northern suburbs consider anywhere above them to be upstate (mostyl Poughkeepsie and up). Whats funny is that people from "upstate" cities such as Albany, Binghamton, Syracuse, Rochester or Buffalo have no concept of what "upstate is. Albany is the Capital District. Binghamton is the Southern Tier. Syraucse is Central New York. Rochester is near the Finger Lakes and Buffalo is in Western New York. In the end Upstate doesn't really exist and is generally a term used to imply that you live south of the area being discussed.
Everything north of Westchester is upstate (Rockland is west of Westchester bordering New Jersey and the the northern tip of Westchester is above Rockland. So Rockland is not upstate.)
by Jim October 27, 2004
mugGet the Upstatemug.

penisaurus

Slang for penis, used by people who think there penis is larger than everyone else's
Who wants to pet my pet penisaur
by Jim May 24, 2004
mugGet the penisaurusmug.

deese

rogue who saps lvl 60 and mines thier mithral..
Corrd - shit dude, i was in that cave in southshore mining mithral and i got deese'd last night
by Jim February 16, 2005
mugGet the deesemug.

mustang

Often incorrectly claimed to be the "original musclecar" (the Pontiac GTO was the first musclecar) the mustang was marketed to be a cute friendly car for secretaries and to this day it still is. Several variations of the mustang were built in order to compete with the Chevrolet Camaro but the mustang could never match the Camaro's performance even with the use of superchargers.
1. Wow, did you just see that Camaro smoke that Mustang.

2. I wish my Mustang was as fast as a Camaro.
by Jim December 12, 2004
mugGet the mustangmug.

three cock gob

th.ree co.ck go.b \'th:r-e c-o-k 'gob-*s\ term. (decrip, fr. phase) 1: a female of an incommodious nature, loud, brash, usually common. An ideal description of D-list Big Brother celeb Jade Goody or shithead TV presenter June Sarpong. 2: a mouth so large it could fit three love truncheons into it 3: see mouthy / gobby.
1: "Err I'm such a fuckin minga arnt i, im just a mauthy caaw int i everyone always said i had a three cock gob" said Jade.
2: "Look at Julia Roberts she's fit but look at the size of her mouth - thats a three cock gob if i've ever seen one!"
by jim December 24, 2004
mugGet the three cock gobmug.

fishbucket

man I bet that girl has a hot fishbucket!
by jim May 15, 2004
mugGet the fishbucketmug.

Chewbacha

NEEEAAAAWOOOOOOOOO from starwars :D
Chewwee
by Jim July 29, 2003
mugGet the Chewbachamug.

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