applejack

A nearly 200-proof beverage made from apple cider, usually found underneath kitchen sinks.

Take fresh apple cider (5 gallons make about 1 cup of AJ).
Leave under kitchen sink for a week in sealed container.
Freeze.
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.
Leave under kitchen sink for a week.
Freeze,
Pour out liquid remnants into new container.

Repeat for five weeks. Make applesauce with frozen remnant.

by Jim December 08, 2003

skybox

very expensive pussy. going to cost you a shit load of money to hit it.

that bitch over there has a real skybox. cost me a grand to fuck that!

by jim July 16, 2004

Pitt

Crummiest school in the land, in the ghetto of a dying city, and playing in a dying conference. Also known as Penn State's bitch.

Graduates can find jobs delivering pizzas throughout the greater Pittsburgh region.

Synonyms: sPitt, ASWP (A School in Western PA, pronounced "asswipe")

Shitt on Pitt.

by Jim March 09, 2004

meat curtains

vagina lips

Mary Jayne had her meat curtains tore up by Willy last night

by Jim January 26, 2004

shyne

a hard rapper from brooklyn who went to prison for p. diddy

it dont get beta than "more or less"

by jim August 10, 2004

roofer

The missing link between a gorilla and a sasquatch. Hairy manbeast. Sweaty fursack.

Roofer is a giant sweaty fursack

by Jim January 30, 2003

Yu-Gi-Oh

a horrible anime with poorly designed characters with eyes that are even huge in the anime world, retarded, gravity defying hair and evry character spends all of his of her time playing cards.

"hey jim, you wanna play yu-gi-oh?"
"no, sorry bob, im NOT gay"
"ah too bad, i wanted to make out later too"

by jim May 07, 2005