JIMMY's definitions

rutzed

adj. under the state of embarrassment; humiliated, abashed, owned.

The other day, I was walking around the mall, and this kid fell flat on his face down the stairs. Omg! RUTZED!

by Jimmy March 8, 2005

chesticle

a dudes tits

look! george has big hairy chesticles!

by jimmy May 18, 2004

forking hell

eternal damnation, with amusing and novel punishments involving forks (and also nowadays sporks too)

"i'm going to send you to forking hell lee"

by jimmy March 26, 2004

Ilsa

A crazy random beautiful creature that enjoys being indulgent. Very unpredictable, do not look directly into the eyes of one if you see it. If in danger, release a blow fly and she will run like hell.

Did you see that Ilsa? Damn she was gorgeous!

by Jimmy October 6, 2004

Whitey

Being drunk and stoned at the same time.

shit, i pulled a whitey last night

by Jimmy January 19, 2004

nard

slang for testicle

Damnit bill, you got right in the nards!

by Jimmy October 22, 2003

northern ireland

The last part of the british empire.

Give it up limeys, your reign as a superpower is over.

by Jimmy April 18, 2005