JIMBO's definitions

Friend

A real friend is someone who:

a)it's okay to fart in front of.

b)you don't mind talking to on the bus for atleast 20 minutes.

c)can borrow $5 and never has to pay it back

d)you'll actually call up do stuff.

Bob: "Hey Jim, you wanna go see a show downtown"
Jim: "Sorry man, I'm broke, and how are we gonna get there."
Bob: "No problem, I'll lend you the 5 bucks and we'll take the bus."
Jim: "Yeah, okay" (loud farting sound)
Bob: "Whoah! That was a good one!

Bob and Jim are friends.

by Jimbo December 14, 2004

baliwood

A take off of "hollywood", a non-derogatory term that refers to the movie-making machine that is India.

Any movie coming out of India may be described as coming from Baliwood, but Indian films seem to have a couple things in common - elaborate sets and costumes, and musical number.

Watch the Simpson's episode where Apu shows the Simpsons a film from India, and you'll get an idea of Baliwood.

by Jimbo September 7, 2004

BMW

Big Mussel Wack

Eat your mussels, you big money waste, love your sister, big monkey women, catch a chic, bitch magnet on wheels, and for the love of god, bite my weener. thanks it was funny! still i love to rat race my 633, Drive!
jimbo

by jimbo January 21, 2004

kurtgt

best AIM screen name ever

KURTGT is the shizzle.

by jimbo October 23, 2003

goatass

your butt.

fuck me up the goatass!

by jimbo March 16, 2003

Pop

All the music that is mainsteme or (pop)ular. This includes:

Linking Park
Good Charollete
Jet
SUm 41
Blink 182

and any other EMO band.

Rock is:
Nirvana
Metallica
Dead kennedys
Anything Punk

"My definition is that linkin park is rock! Even though it's really pop with a rap star and a DJ!"

"I'm EMO! i listen to POP!"

by Jimbo June 8, 2004

fore skin

The small cloth neck ornament of a French person

That's a beautiful foreskin it really matches your jacket

by JIMBO March 19, 2005