JIM's definitions

penisaurus

Slang for penis, used by people who think there penis is larger than everyone else's

Who wants to pet my pet penisaur

by Jim May 24, 2004

salsa stick

a hispanic cock

Look at those mean hispanic hombres with the massive salsa sticks.

by jim April 30, 2004

jangz

too good to be true; used to describe something that is out of this world.

She is very jangz!!!!!

by Jim January 20, 2005

Spandex Warrior

An ignorant cyclist who weaves in and out of traffic. Usually wearing spandex and "sport" attire, they disreguard the traffic flow, can't even go 10 mph yet disrupt a whole line of cars and act like they own the road.

Thanks to a couple of Spandex Warriors I was late for work. I hate them.

by Jim October 1, 2005

locust Valley lockjaw

Affected tone of voice commonly heard in Locust Valley , New York by wealthy residents of the community. They speak
with little movement of their lower jaw.
Katherine Hepburn in a bad mood, or Jim Backus on Gilligans Island display some traits of this speech pattern.

Mimi, have you seen the keys to the Bently? I thought I might nip over to Piping for a spot of Golf.

by Jim January 24, 2004

Shivids

shivering with lividness

Tony Blair makes me fucking shivid with his smarmy grin and presidential arse licking

or

you bake my shivids
(make me livid)

by Jim December 13, 2004

pieface

someone whos face is so fat that it looks like a pie

a fat boy

by jim June 14, 2003