lartigh

a stinky smeghead that looks like an overgrown penis

Jim:'Hey u fuckin lartigh'
Bob:'Don't call me no lartigh u rectum raider'

by jim August 23, 2004

Doit

A thing which has to be accentuated with a "magic" marker.

"Hey, Jimmy, take this magic marker and see if you can do anything to accentuate these Doits!"

by Jim July 1, 2003

bowie knife mistake

A slang expression used to describe a red gash, or womans fanny.

" mate she had a seriously loose bowie knife mistake....."

by jim February 17, 2004

chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself

ima go to the store fo a chumpy

by jim August 29, 2003

metroid

1: an AWESOME game serial by nintendo featuring the bounty hunter Samus Aran, the first female videogame hero.

2: A creature in the afore mentioned game. THese creatures express predetory and parasitic tendancies in that they latch on to their victims with their large mandibles and syphon the life-force out of them, leaving the victim dead and the metroid larger. They are green with a gelatinous but tough exterior shell containing 4 nucliei. They where created by the Chozo to keep the X-parasites on planet SR388 in check. In metroid they can only be killed by freezing them then shooting 5 missiles at them.

1: Metroid is a freaking awesome game!!!

2: RUN! METROIDS!!!!

by Jim October 4, 2005

anal

the process of inserting an erect penis or dildo into a man or womans asshole

Bang me harder.... lets do anal

by Jim December 21, 2003

jizzphobia

the fear of semen

That bitch has a sevre case of jizzphobia

by Jim April 23, 2004