Cum Deposit Box

A term used to describe someone you are fucking.

Nah, we're not going out man, he's just my cum deposit box.

by Jim April 04, 2003

Shit shovel

Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.

An odd way of saying "your full of shit"

Mark needs a shit shovel

by Jim May 25, 2004

Got it on vinyl.

Look at me, I'm great I am.

Yeah, that tune's amazing but it's really rare. I love it, got it on vinyl.

by Jim December 11, 2003

q.p.

quarter pound. refers to any drug sold by weight.

"once I get my unemployment check I'ma cop a q.p. and set up shop as a dealer"

by jim June 24, 2003

derailer

(on a newsgroup or messageboard) one who changes the topic of the thread, hence "derailing" it.

Jim is such a derailer, I just want to talk about shoes, but he keeps trying to cyber my anus.

by Jim March 24, 2003

the Excuse me gene

the gene that causes a person to involuntarily say excuse me in any situation.This gene was discovered in John Mikzsa.

"Excuse me that is my wife."

by jim April 30, 2004

tallywacker

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

by JIM November 14, 2003