JH's definitions

lebenese eye goggles

The act of hovering your testicles over an individual, and slowing lowering down until one testicle falls into each eye socket, resembling goggles which may or may not have originated in lebenon.

"My buddy was passed out on the floor, so we decided to to administer some lebenese eye goggles for our entertainment, and photo opportunities."

by jh January 17, 2005

Cock

A devise on men that doubles as a pool thermometer and a hot girl detector

Here let me use my cock to check the pool temp.

by JH May 12, 2014

jenked

means you got jacked....someone stole something from you

" you just jenked my fries!"

by jh February 3, 2004

Bloop

When a person's fat stomach is revealed to the world.

by JH March 12, 2003

Clipper

Underachiever. Loser. Hopeless Case. Lost Cause. One Without Hope.

by JH March 12, 2003

frell

a non-taboo replacement for fuck. (tv series, 'Farscape')

note: rarely used in the sense, "to engage in sexual intercourse".

- we're all frelled.
- what the frell?
- frell!

by jh January 3, 2004

Griese

adj. Heavily inebriated. Publicly intoxicated. Drunk. Inconsistent.

I was totally Griese after those 25 beers last night.

by JH March 12, 2003