scone

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence

I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.

by JH March 13, 2003

LFK

Little-Fat-Kid. A tubby little child who will grow up to be a Fatty. Also referred to by hot MILFS as a "Gordo".

That LFK has to weigh 200 pounds, and he's only 7 years old. Come here Gordo!!

by JH March 13, 2003

Yoda

coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.

Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*

by jh March 14, 2005

PAL-Z

Obese know-it-all. Prime example of what a nose, or eyebrows, should not look like. What happens when you eat everything in sight, and have never set eyes on a hairbrush, or the sun.

1: Look, a PAL-Z, over there!
2: *yelling* STOP EATING!

by JH March 27, 2005

slow your rolls

Used twoard some one who moves relativly fast in relation to speach, movement, and generally life.

John never has a moment to stop and think.
John pushes and pushes blindedly to get what he wants.
John franticly thinks life is wasting away.
John needs to slow his rolls.

by JH January 25, 2005

Buyer Humor

Any uninteresting conversation that pertains to: TRP Levels, Rep Firms, Prime Ratings, Makegoods, Added Value, Ratings Books, Rankers, Bump Rates, or Weddings.

by JH March 13, 2003

jenked

means you got jacked....someone stole something from you

" you just jenked my fries!"

by jh February 04, 2004