JEss's definitions

you know sergio?

From the commercial for "Smirnof Vodka"

Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him

"lightish darkish hair"
"about this tall" (making reference to medium height

by jess February 22, 2005

fa-drizzle

Another Slang word invented to make excuses for not acknowledging the english language.
Most Popular in the hip-hop community or by others who chose to emulate it.

This is self-explanatory

by Jess February 20, 2005

somebody told me

The first hit single by the band 'The Killers', off of their album 'Hot Fuss'. Said album was released in 2004.

Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that looked like a girlfriend, that I had in Feburary of last year.

by Jess February 19, 2005

johnnyboy

A man who likes to pretend to be older and hit on other girls. Being online are their favorite pastimes. Another word for johnnyboy would be stevenroyschimdt.

The stupid johnnyboy keeps looking up my skirt!

by Jess February 18, 2005

gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?

Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.

by Jess February 15, 2005

M*A*S*H*

Best T.V. show ever!

Too bad the cast members are really annoying.

by Jess February 15, 2005

Russia

Pretty cool country really. Thankfully is going after those terrorist SOB's unlike SOME (cough cough FRANCE cough cough). Powerful country and ally of the U.S.

People from Russia have cool accents.

by Jess February 7, 2005