dumple

The mascot of Crazy Go Nuts University

"Fighting and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is,
Excellence, and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club"

by Jeremy May 19, 2003

techneek

Cross mix between someone who is technical and smart and geek like.. of course Neek is too old school

oh my days! Tom is such a techneek!
- patented to the Jezmaster

by Jeremy August 25, 2004

cop a seat

sit down and shut up

He only in the 8th grade so he betta cop a seat!

by Jeremy December 10, 2003

biz

sound effect when playing finger guns, to destroy someone entirely, to be cripped.

I am all like biz.

by jeremy February 06, 2003

choke the money

to masterbate or "jack off"

man I gotta go choke the monkey before i go out

by jeremy May 13, 2005

turd burger

A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.

"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon

by Jeremy December 08, 2004

Goocher

The exact definition isn't known, but it can be used to refer to someone of less superiority to the user.

Jimmy: Hey ... he is a goocher!

Frank: What's a "goocher", Jimmy?

Jimmy: I don't know ... but I think we have to kill him.

by Jeremy May 04, 2005