JEremy's definitions

Queef

A vaginal gust of air

I fucked Nates mom so hard she couldnt help but rip the biggest fuckin queef i have ever heard

by Jeremy April 4, 2003

SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.

Dude, he knows all about the SHM...

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

funkadelic

adj. to be in the state of total cool, awesome

Bob Burnquist is one funkadelic skater!

by Jeremy January 25, 2004

hoebuggling

when mary o'sullivan squirts on a one eyed midget whose having sex with a panda.

She went hoebuggling crazy last night after getting F-ed in the A by a thirty year old Canadian.

by Jeremy January 28, 2005

Cheeky Bonks

Used to describe a motorcycle helemet. First heard in Vanilla Ices huge hit "Cool as Ice". It has since been used alot in California.

"Sup G check out my new Cheeky Bonks"
"Yo man, where your Cheeky Bonks be at?"

by Jeremy July 5, 2004

Ultra Schwey

A superlative that goes far beyond the bounds of cool - should be reserved only for when something truly is ultra schwey. Never used in an ironic fashion.

I wasn't sure I would like it, but that really was ultra schwey.

by Jeremy January 2, 2004

dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

by jeremy January 14, 2004