ream

The word ream is derived from the egyptians, it is believed to mean a whale's vagina.

The actual definition is: To completely dominate or own somebody beyond belief.

"Damn i totally REAMED you in that race the other day" or "I reamed that guy in a fight"

by Jeff March 01, 2005

beff

This was originated by someone I know please adopt it for your own use.

A penis which is wider than it is long.

Look at that guys beff, its like a pancake dick.

by Jeff November 09, 2003

land shark

A hyperactive dog that runs around harrassing, biting, and chewing everyone and everything in its path.
-A shark-like creature that dwells on land. "AKA" Murphy Brown man around town...

This fucking dog is like a landshark.
Stop landsharking me you little bastard.

by jeff March 17, 2005

sweet ass blow

blowing a small pile of sugar into a persons ass. Then licking out all of the sugar with your tongue.

he gave her a sweet ass blow.

by jeff June 18, 2004

the shirt of it

Used to describe how much you enjoyed something.

I loved the REO Speedwagon concert. I even got the shirt of it!

by Jeff June 24, 2004

in the pants

1. a random expression used to answer "where"
2.a question to ask when somebody says something u dont care about

1. Fredrick: Where the hell did leave the iron??
Billy: In the pants
2. Martha: I can't beleive i lost my goldfish...
George: In the pants?

by Jeff November 10, 2004

earth

A homeboy's mother.

This term is highly popular in rap music and indecipherable Ebonics. Sorry for being redundant.

Young City's ole' earf be stressin' like a muhfucka when he don't be smoothin' out da plastic on da couch, son.

by Jeff January 13, 2005