JEff's definitions

poodong

self explanitory.... someone who has poo on their dong usually the result of shoving their penis into someone's ass

hey there goes mr. poodong

by Jeff February 10, 2003

lat

one who keeps a private stash of natalie portman porn and refuses to share with anyone

by Jeff February 10, 2003

kickwhore

one who is constantly kicked in an IRC channel for no real reason

<Muurn> i'm such a kickwhore

by jeff February 10, 2003

wrap

"white boy rap"; rap as performed by people of caucasian race, often nerdy. See MC Chris

I'm going to go listen to some wrap, yo.

by Jeff February 20, 2003

dry dock

v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.

joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.

by jeff February 24, 2003

Ignition Remix

A song by R Kelly, but really written by Tounsel, its hot and fresh out the kitchen. Gimme that toot toot, and let me give you that meep meep.

I jerked off 3 times to the Ignition Remix Video.

by Jeff March 10, 2003

prairie dog

to stick one's head up out of a cubicle to look at something. The term comes from prairie dogs, who burrow in the ground. In a field with prairie dogs, if there's a loud noise, typically many of them will pop their heads up out of the ground.

John trashed his monitor in a fit of rage and all the prairie dogs popped up for a look.

by Jeff April 7, 2003