krypt

A high potency strain of marijuana named after kryptonite because of its neon green color.

Kryptonite kills superman, and krypt bud puts down even the most experienced smokers.

by Jeff October 29, 2003

kith

Kids in the Hall

After the Leafs/Canadiens game, I turned on Kids in the Hall and laughed my ass off.

by Jeff September 23, 2003

Jizzaculate

A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.

"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."

"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."

by Jeff September 05, 2005

grass drag

A sport where snowmobilers drag race snowmobiles on a stretch of grass or dirt.

I won at the grass drags.

by Jeff February 01, 2005

Abortion

What right-wing republican dumbasses think is legalized murder.

republican- "Pray to stop abortion"
me- "Go preach at church"

by Jeff January 12, 2007

skipples

when the girl has no nipple it is just covered by skin

haha kelly has skipples

by jeff March 14, 2005

monkey

a word u say when ur mad

Damn monkey!!!

by Jeff November 07, 2003