omaf 

adj: false feeling of worth associated with a large amount of procrastination, usually involving insignificant ranting, followed by a minimun amount of work

Horatio had an omaf moment after expressing his strong feelings about pastries then using his automatic spellchecker to proofread his document.

omaf by Jeff July 21, 2003

omaf 

Quote "Everyday here I lose more brain cells."

A place where you might as well do nothing because everytime you do something, the rules change so it has to be redone. One step forward, five steps back.

omaf by Anonymous July 21, 2003

omaf 

a body of slowly working ineffectual beauraucrats accomplishing nothing but the rapid decomposition of my mind, memories and sense of self worth.

i mock, mock, mock the sugar woman who was so bitter and then i laughed and clapped an emailed houratio about the butterfly bouncers who tried so hard but failed and then i put on my hawaiian shirt and started a meaningless rivalry to pass the time and ate too much food in compensation for lack of wages.

omaf by Anonymous July 17, 2003

OMAFG 

Oh My Absent Fucking God. It's OMG but for Atheists. Technically you could use OMAG to be polite but nobody ever does; Atheists are angry fuckers at the best of times.

What? The rapture has been moved to 2012? OMAFG those Christians are stupid motherfuckers.

OMAFG by Bill Occam October 7, 2011

omafg 

Oh My Actual Fucking God

An even more dramatic version to the "omfg" acronym.

omafg.. You don't listen to that shit...?

omafg by It's Aj July 20, 2008

omafuga 

oh my fucking god

omafuga that bitch is gay.

omafuga by pandemic_rn March 4, 2009