Demko

A lousy boss who wears tight pants and drives a jeep. He constantly plays UPSwith women.

Working for Demko is like going to Neverland, if you are 8 years old.

by Jeff January 05, 2004

woofin'

lying, to not be telling the truth.

Yo yo yo, pres. Bush is a freakin' rocket scientist, that man got brains.
No way man, you be woofin'.

by Jeff October 01, 2003

douche jacket

term to describe the jackets commonly sold at ambercrombie and fitch, hollister, and american eagle. they r made of wool or something, usually brown on the outside and all puffy on the inside. basically worn to look gay.

That guys cool, wait no he's wearing a douche jacket!

by Jeff November 19, 2004

biotch

A slurr often said by Rick James

im Rick James biotch

by Jeff March 17, 2004

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

let's get retarded

To get stupid drunk

Hey, lets go out and get retarded tonight!

by Jeff November 04, 2003

fuckus

The act of causing a fucking ruckus (fuk-us)

The bitch caused a FUCKUS in Staples before I shot her in her vag with a potatoe gun.

by jeff April 25, 2005