JEff's definitions

jd

1. a king, most often of the entire universe. anything he sees, smells, touches, or thinks about becomes gold.
2. owner of canucks

1. man you're so jd!
2. I WISH I WAS JD!

by jeff November 2, 2004

PDU

You know when teachers tell you to stop the PDA? The Public Displays of Affection? Well this is somewhat like that, except it stands for Public Displays of Undergarments. If you know someone who has already been attacked by this disease, please, just yell at them like this: "Hey! I can see your panties/underpants!"

1. Sheesh, keep your pants on.. or else we might have some PDU on our hands.
2. 'Can you stop this PDA business?' 'Can you stop your PDU?'
3. PDU? What the fizzle are you talking about?

by Jeff November 4, 2004

hot robert

When you build something up and everyone is expecting something awesome, but you back out at the last second.

Robert's hot robert ruined John's birthday.

by Jeff November 8, 2004

redunkulus

A Kevinism created because we felt like it. adj. Hillarious, Crazy hillarious, crazy, odd. Usually preceded by "flippin" Stolen post-creation by MTV.

That explosion was flippin redunkulus.

by Jeff November 9, 2004

emu

a Kevinism. n. an emo

Dude that guys a fuckin emu.

by Jeff November 9, 2004

Technalization

N. the transition of paper being the dominant recorder to computers.

The Technalization has already begun.

by Jeff November 9, 2004

Singularity

N. Having computers operate at 10^17 operations per second, or teh speed of teh human brain. Acoording to Moore's law, this will be reached in 2025.

Do not fear Singularity!!!

by Jeff November 9, 2004