JEff's definitions

redneck

a hillbilly from texas whos hard working and is called a redneck for show offy way of doing things like a texan.

hank hill and con from king of the hill show

by jeff January 23, 2005

skitch

To grab the bumper of a vehicle and be pulled. The classic definition would be performed in shoes on ice, but seasonal and regional variations may be done on dry land in roller skates. Exceedingly fun and dangerous.

I grabbed the bumper of Dago's '68 Charger and skitched as he did donuts in the parkinglot. My foot caught on a rock and I cracked my head open on the ice. Fuck.

by Jeff July 9, 2004

Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.

Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'

by Jeff September 12, 2003

the shirt of it

Used to describe how much you enjoyed something.

I loved the REO Speedwagon concert. I even got the shirt of it!

by Jeff June 24, 2004

in the pants

1. a random expression used to answer "where"
2.a question to ask when somebody says something u dont care about

1. Fredrick: Where the hell did leave the iron??
Billy: In the pants
2. Martha: I can't beleive i lost my goldfish...
George: In the pants?

by Jeff November 10, 2004

sweet ass blow

blowing a small pile of sugar into a persons ass. Then licking out all of the sugar with your tongue.

he gave her a sweet ass blow.

by jeff June 18, 2004

swain

To ejaculate, often in a public place

I wouldn't sit in that lawn chair if I was you. You never know who might have swained on it.

by Jeff April 25, 2005