JESUS's definitions

Tim-may!

It could mean absolutly anything

Mr. Garison-"God damnit Timmy, your grades are horrible and you never do your work!"
Timmy-"TIM-MAY!"

by Jesus November 8, 2004

In-N-Out

The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.

Those are good burgers, Walter.

by Jesus August 5, 2003

durf

The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.

That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire

by Jesus January 17, 2003

chatwhore

any internet girl that meets and fucks retards she found in a chat room.

Man that girl I met at coffee last night from the chat room was a real chatwhore. She sucked me dry and ate my ass within 20 minutes of meeting her.

by jesus May 27, 2004

RubinCocked

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

by Jesus November 24, 2003

fuckshitup

A parting comment designed to give good luck.

"I'm gonna go demand my dollar back for this shitty hamburger."
"Yo, fuckshitup."

by Jesus December 3, 2003

hrmia

a minor hernia

dude, im having a hrmia

by jesus December 11, 2003