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heymish

one of the elite few; used to describe the "best in the business"
by Jesus March 10, 2003
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Kanadaz Most Wanted

Steve Grenier is Kanadaz most wanted person. Everyone wants to be him.
Damn that nigga Steve Grenier is dope. He is Kanadaz Most Wanted
by Jesus January 1, 2005
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Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.
by Jesus February 23, 2004
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Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)
While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!
by jesus March 25, 2003
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Lucky Strike

The finest cigarettes available, albeit in unfiltered form. Made for your pleasure by Brown and Williamson, they're toasted. Oh, and always remember, Lucky Strike means fine tobacco.
Filters are for pussies.
by Jesus August 5, 2003
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care

by Jesus March 22, 2004
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walk of fame

In the morning, after a guy fucks a hot bitch, he walks home feeling proud of his accomplishment.
"The girl was like, 'But I love you,' and I was like 'Laaate.' Then I took the walk of fame home because I hit that shit up good.
by Jesus August 5, 2003
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