hazlett

likes to kill people and bury little kittens that he killed into shallow graves.

Im going to Hazlett you kitty.

by Jesus June 05, 2003

runescape

Best Online free game in the world... can be quite addicting in fact you might find urself playing more than u eat or sleep such as a certain someone thats #1 on the high scores list

"hey Todd.. wanna play some football"

"no thanks.. i think i'm going to play runescape all day"

by Jesus March 26, 2005

Smack book

1. A guestbook signed generally by the insane
2. a guestbook which is used as a forum

Sign the smack book you slag

by Jesus January 08, 2004

cheeks 4

The funniest porno ever

"oh Muffy im so glad my stocks dont go down like you do baby"

by Jesus June 06, 2003

legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003

well ripped

best described in the following phrase...

Slag: I'm Pregnant
Me: Well ripped

by jesus March 25, 2004

Blade Pendragon

The term for a hot sexy Irishmen with a big penis.

"You are such a Blade Pendragon."

by Jesus July 02, 2004