JESUS's definitions

crackilackin

see crackilatin

yo that biych was crackilackin, kiiiid!

by jesus July 10, 2003

Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.

Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.

by Jesus June 18, 2004

bulgarian

Undoubtedly one of the most beautiful nations of this planet.

N1: Damn son, dat bitch is fryin' like a mofoka!

N2: F'sho D, I'mma put it up insida her...

N1: Sorry to tell y'brah, but dat honey only go out wit her calibah...

by Jesus August 8, 2004

filmbox

A box of films so bad that you shit in it

Wow that lord of the rings collectors edition is now a filmbox!

by jesus July 13, 2003

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

"rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" A term often said when someone is "spamming" or just really bored.

Also a term used when trying to exaggerate something, "I'm an Administratorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

"Wow! Look at that chandelierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

by Jesus November 18, 2020

Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.

Pablo is a thief in the dark.

by Jesus March 20, 2005

the founding forefathers

There was not one decent fellow among them.

Liars and blasphemers and racists and hypocrites were they all.

by Jesus April 6, 2005