JESUS's definitions

waffles

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing

yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles

by jesus December 7, 2003

Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.

Hey shut up!..Mamma Newstead!

by Jesus February 23, 2004

gore

Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:

1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."

2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.

So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!

by jesus January 12, 2004

Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Lee Harding

Annoying, faux-punk poser and contestant from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teens and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out the crappiest music Australia has seen in recent years.

Lee Harding is a tool

by Jesus July 16, 2008

Fucktard

A person who uses "gay", "faggot", "queer" and any other phrase pertaining to homosexuality. Fucktards usually spell many words in their sentence fragments.

Many preps are fucktards.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

glubricant

A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.

Yes this is lubricant and it will not glue your cock inside your woman.

by jesus April 25, 2004