JESUS's definitions

The James Hock

Used to be my chem teacher, now sold out and teaches physics to scrubs. left me with the fucking hampster/teddy rosevelt. fucking cock tease

I love the sherrif

by Jesus September 21, 2003

basking ridge

A really cool town in New Jersey. As seen in previous definitions, a common theme in this town is just to make fun of it and hate on it. These people are idiots and have nothing better to do. It is a cool town with cool people for the most part and is within driving distance of lots of good things to do.

"Oh this town is SSSOOO lame, there's NNOOOTTTHHHING to do!!! wah wah!"

by Jesus February 12, 2005

pam

the nonstick cooking spray, duh everyone knows that

Yo ass betta put some Pam on dem brownies or day gonna stick to yo pan.

by Jesus January 7, 2006

CAWG

An acronym that stands for Cackling Aloud With Gusto

After John tripped and landed in the deep fryer we were all CAWG

by Jesus September 17, 2003

Penis

that thing i please various women with

"i please many women last night with my penis"

by jesus August 17, 2003

rasich

1. Closet homosexual who could get laid by almost any female were it not for his strong desire for male genitalia in his trachea.

2. Queer Nazi.

3. Complex sexual manuever involving a gay and homosexual man.

Stop being a Rasich!

That's so Rasich, you fag.

Mom...Dad...I think I'm a Rasich.

by Jesus April 16, 2005

your my boy bobby!

Saying usually hered to anoy some one name ,well Bobby, has be hered comming fomr the mouth of Brian, and is usually retaliated with a " ahhh shut up!", or a slick, "one of these days your gonna get it!"
Bobby is a man who can not take a joke

1)Brian says,"Your my Boy Bobby!",
Bobby replys,"Reeeal funny,real funy guys"
2)
Brian Says,Your my boy bobby!", and Bobby replys with"AHHHH shut up(in a real slow tone)!"
This saying in the first place isnot ment to offend him,but he always takes it that way.

by Jesus April 15, 2004