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Gothic

1)Art of the middle-ages. Dark art.

2)Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a style of architecture developed in northern France and spreading through western Europe from the middle of the 12th century to the early 16th century that is characterized by the converging of weights and strains at isolated points upon slender vertical piers and counterbalancing buttresses and by pointed arches and vaulting

3)Referal to the middle-ages.

4)Literature style mostly using dark, remote settings.

5)A genre of music steming from punk rock and became popular in the mid 1980's. Korn, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson and Tool are not gothic bands.

6)The language of the Goths.

Note: people cannot be gothic, gothic is not a state of mind, it is not a life style, it is not clothing.
That 1230 A.D. gothic painting has such dark colours.

That church down town has gothic architecture.

Stephen King writes gothic fiction.

No, damn it, slipknot is not a damn gothic band.
by Jesus January 3, 2004
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jaggot

A name given to a word which is a mixture of two insults to create another (e.g. smacktard). Named so after the creation of the word, this word became a common name for words used in a similair way. See Jagon and faggot
Smacktard is a form of jaggotry.

Steve is a jaggot.
by Jesus April 23, 2004
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bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad
by Jesus January 13, 2004
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L zone

Sensitive area, reprodcutive organs, cock, dick, tool, vagde, pussy, vagina, fellatio, vaginae, penis, willy
" well fuck my L zone "
by Jesus April 24, 2003
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O.p.p.

Ya down wit OPP? Yeah you know me.
by Jesus August 11, 2004
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8th

3.5 grams of bud 20 to 50 dollars depending on quality
I'm so fucking poor i had to buy an 8th of fucking swiggity.
by Jesus July 9, 2004
mugGet the 8thmug.

was he once a man

1:A boy being confused over the life of Yoda fomr starwars.
2:Fool
3:Mannette
Watching starwars,and whats this, Yoda comes strolling his little green ass across the screen,Mannette:"Was he once a man?", me and my other friend.......AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAx10.
by Jesus April 18, 2004
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