muthafizzle

twat face

muthafizzle is a twat face

by Jesus April 28, 2004

RubinCocked

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

by Jesus November 24, 2003

Pajuo

Persona estupida, torpe o de reaccion lenta.

"No seas pajuo", "Te caistes por pajuo", "Apurate pajuo"

by Jesus November 29, 2003

Bella Hermosa

(n) Noun. Bella Hermosa is the term for the most beautiful girl in the world, also known as Marry Anne Diaz.

Mi amor, tu eres mi bella hermosa.. yo te quiero muchisimo y te adoro. Yo te quiero en mi brasos todo los dias.

by jesus February 28, 2005

Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

legitimate

born in wedlock

my children are legitimate, i was married when they were born.

by jesus November 16, 2003

ja-fake-an

a person who thinks they're jamacain, but really are not at all. They always have a really bad accent.

A:Ay, mon, let's git dis partay started!
B:Shut your fucking mouth, u ja-fake-an

by Jesus January 08, 2005