JESUS's definitions

ponrod

large penis, preferrably one which is in some way deformed

my ponrod has an extra nut attached

by jesus April 26, 2003

RICERS

Trend-following wannabes who add lots of badly made aftermarket parts to their Japanese imports in an attempt to make said import look fast. These people are usually teenagers mired in the suburbian quagmire that are forced to make their cars "custom" by doing the same thing all their ignorant little friends do. Note that none of the modifications commonly done by these idiots actually improves the car in any way.

Girl 1: Oh, look at that ricer, his car is so cute!

Girl 2: Yeah, almost as cute as his tiny little nuts

by Jesus September 23, 2003

Stillwater

The name of the band from the Cameron Crowe film "Almost Famous".

Patrick Fugit followed around the band Stillwater for his story in Rolling Stone Magazine.

by Jesus March 9, 2005

WWHDD?

Definition: What Would Hilary Duff Do?

This phrase can be used by a group or individual when trying to make a difficult decision. This pop star/actress can be a great role model for anyone! So next time you're in a dilema, just think: What would Hilary Duff Do?

Person #1: "Hey, man."
Person #2: "Hey, what's up? You look down. What's wrong?"
Person #1: "Well, some friends keep trying to peer pressure me into taking drugs. I don't know what to do."
Person #2: "Well, that's easy! Just think...WWHDD?"
Person #1: "Wow! Thanks for the advice!"
Person #2: "No problem!"

by Jesus August 6, 2004

Ramones

One of the greatest classic punk bands ever, but they can't play their instroments for shit. Basically, the inventors of punk rock!

They kick ass, but suck

by Jesus March 26, 2004

zwiehander

A wide bladed sword used for crushing rather than cutting. Something i put through your skull.

Philosipher: The Sword is a mighty weapon... but the mind is mightier
Me: Says you
*crunch as his bones are crushed*

by jesus April 25, 2004

Forum Nazi

See cocksucker.

by Jesus January 17, 2003