JESUS's definitions

gore

Makes a random sentance cooler. Follow these instructions:

1. Start off with a random sentance like "So, I was walking down the street yesterday and..."

2. Add 'gore,' in a gruff, harsh voice.

So, do you remember when GORRRRRRE!

by jesus January 12, 2004

glubricant

A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.

Yes this is lubricant and it will not glue your cock inside your woman.

by jesus April 25, 2004

Fucktard

A person who uses "gay", "faggot", "queer" and any other phrase pertaining to homosexuality. Fucktards usually spell many words in their sentence fragments.

Many preps are fucktards.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

chaminade

And you thought CBC kids were fags. Give these guys a mirror and they'll be occupied for hours. Known for hooking up with some of the most stuck up Villa bitches around (and each others moms!), these guys love their money and their faces. You'll be able to easily spot these kids out at party... they'll be the ones planning to beat up the cops. If you find yourself pondering what these kids value in life... the answer is MONEY MOMS and MIRRORS.

Those Chaminade kids attempted to beat up the cops but ended up getting arrested. Not to worry though, their rich daddys bailed them out.
Meanwhile...
(kids best friend banging his mom while the dad is bailing them out)

by jesus April 17, 2005

c++

Object-Oriented C.

Uses similar syntax as the C language, so older programs can be made OO without the work of rewriting the code with new syntax.

I bought this book about C++ but I don't know what object oriented programming is, am I a programmer yet?

by Jesus December 7, 2003

care

Something i do.

oh mate, well care

by Jesus March 22, 2004

drugs

Something people take to look hard.

The more hardcore the drug the harder you are.

If you sell them to kids then you'll get a record deal.

50 cent : "Stage rapping ass niggaz ain't sold no drugs"

by Jesus May 13, 2005