JESUS's definitions

Lee Harding

Faux punk poser. Obnoxious and annoying wannabe from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teenyboppers and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out some of the crappiest music Australia has ever heard.

Lee Harding should've been torched at birth!

by Jesus July 16, 2008

Ktik

Spanish for 'cunt'.

Man, I'd love to fuck that Ktik.

by Jesus October 21, 2003

Meh

handsome, or possesing handsome characteristics.

today i saw this kid, i think his style was pretty awesome, he was pretty meh

by Jesus May 13, 2005

schlossarse

"Castle ass." Referring to Amber Jenkins. Word created by Amber Jenkins.

"Whoa, man! She is such a schlossarse!"

by Jesus April 29, 2004

moke

The act of smoking marijuana.

Hey man, do you want to moke?

by Jesus January 10, 2004

hawt

In the late 1940's and early 1950's "hawt" was an acronym for "having a wonderful time." It was eventually stolen by scenester fucks to mean,"sexy" or "attractive" because of the downfall of american youth.

How are you doing today?
I'm HAWT, darling, thank you.

by JESUS March 14, 2004

riot grrl

riot grrl was a musical feminist movent.. sorta. that came out with bands like the amazing Bikini Kill,L7 etc..

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "RIOT GIRL" which is a fucking song by good charlotte or something.

those riot grrls would kick your ass for saying that steve

by Jesus December 17, 2003