JESUS's definitions

friley

retarded person that could build god with a block of wood and a pocket knife

he friley'd that piece of wood

by jesus April 1, 2005

liberate

v. Politically correct term for destruction or the causing of pain and turmoil.

"Daddy, why hasn't mommy moved since you liberated her?"

by Jesus May 13, 2005

Welshdoll

Common name for a welsh slut

"oh fuck there it goes again. She's a right Welshdoll."

by Jesus May 13, 2005

steamroller

1: A pipe with the carb on the end opposite the mouthpiece, usualy long and straight, or like a curly straw.
2: To place the cherry of a blunt in your mouth, and blow as hard as you can into your friends mouth while they are sucking in.

1: Pass me that steamroller
2: You wanna try a steamroller? It will fuck your ass up

by Jesus July 9, 2004

gods salad dressing

spunk,spaff,jism,baby gravy,mucky spud water,gentlemans relish

need i say more

by jesus June 25, 2003

TCHBP

That Clown Has Bell's Palsy!

TCHBP. (The definition is sufficient for the example)

by Jesus September 17, 2003

your my boy bobby!

Saying usually hered to anoy some one name ,well Bobby, has be hered comming fomr the mouth of Brian, and is usually retaliated with a " ahhh shut up!", or a slick, "one of these days your gonna get it!"
Bobby is a man who can not take a joke

1)Brian says,"Your my Boy Bobby!",
Bobby replys,"Reeeal funny,real funy guys"
2)
Brian Says,Your my boy bobby!", and Bobby replys with"AHHHH shut up(in a real slow tone)!"
This saying in the first place isnot ment to offend him,but he always takes it that way.

by Jesus April 15, 2004