JESUS's definitions

grain

the wood trim in a car

"wood grain on the dash"

by Jesus November 26, 2003

muz

the ultimate highest bootifulist sex godess in ashmore park!

muz rules all ova sex god/godess 's and is the seifulist! :P

by jesus April 14, 2005

spooge rifle

your dick

your mom sucks your spooge rifle

by Jesus June 6, 2003

waffles

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing

yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles

by jesus December 7, 2003

Mindless Crackers

Fans of Mindless Self Indulgence, not just white people.

Mindless Crackers 4 life, bitches!

by Jesus July 30, 2004

basking ridge

A really cool town in New Jersey. As seen in previous definitions, a common theme in this town is just to make fun of it and hate on it. These people are idiots and have nothing better to do. It is a cool town with cool people for the most part and is within driving distance of lots of good things to do.

"Oh this town is SSSOOO lame, there's NNOOOTTTHHHING to do!!! wah wah!"

by Jesus February 12, 2005

fovite

mispelling of the word "favorite". Even if someone is stupid enough to spell it this way, you still have to love him.

Jesus: Hey, what's that?
Mike: Oh, it's my fovite movie ever.

by Jesus January 19, 2005