JESUS's definitions

the governments of the world

see -----> Satanists.....

Hippies are fuckin nerds.Kick them.

by Jesus March 13, 2005

misfits

The best band ever, started be Jerry only and glenn danzig. everything they sing is great.

Best band ever made, ever

by jesus April 26, 2004

Smack book

1. A guestbook signed generally by the insane
2. a guestbook which is used as a forum

Sign the smack book you slag

by Jesus January 8, 2004

The Matrix

a sert of organize numbers that is mostly used on calculators

look on your calculators

by Jesus November 12, 2003

swo

when the bitch be given u head

damn that girl be given good ass swo

by jesus December 10, 2003

Jesus Boy

Jesus boy is Mamma Newstead's brother, Mamma was burned by Dagoth Ur's hand of fire, and Jesus boy(who is a cross) is still burning today, Not turned into a pile of ashes like Mamma.

Hey...lets wave the Jesus Boy across the knob, maybe it'll unlock itself.

by Jesus August 21, 2006

taint

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.

If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!

by Jesus September 16, 2003