JESUS's definitions

cockslinger

nickname for the super hero 'spider dick'

spider man? what a cockslinger

by jesus August 3, 2004

basking ridge

A really cool town in New Jersey. As seen in previous definitions, a common theme in this town is just to make fun of it and hate on it. These people are idiots and have nothing better to do. It is a cool town with cool people for the most part and is within driving distance of lots of good things to do.

"Oh this town is SSSOOO lame, there's NNOOOTTTHHHING to do!!! wah wah!"

by Jesus February 12, 2005

krefdagshe

Someone who in inept at being as cool as velocd.

Hah, kinto'un is such a krefdagshe.

by Jesus February 5, 2004

fuckallat

Fuck all that, said quickly......

im tired of this shit,man fuckallat

by jesus March 25, 2003

Plow

The opposite of whatever is said after it.

She's plow fine. Actually means she's ugly.

by Jesus October 11, 2003

Tard

Someone who is being stupid for the first time.

If Billy acts like a tard again, he's a retard.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 6, 2003