JESUS's definitions

glubricant

A lubricant that dries. proffered to people who require gluing together when they ask for lube at the sex shop.

Yes this is lubricant and it will not glue your cock inside your woman.

by jesus April 25, 2004

Fucktard

A person who uses "gay", "faggot", "queer" and any other phrase pertaining to homosexuality. Fucktards usually spell many words in their sentence fragments.

Many preps are fucktards.

by Jesus March 27, 2003

taint

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.

If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!

by Jesus September 16, 2003

Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003

SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks

I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS

by Jesus September 17, 2003

riot grrl

riot grrl was a musical feminist movent.. sorta. that came out with bands like the amazing Bikini Kill,L7 etc..

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "RIOT GIRL" which is a fucking song by good charlotte or something.

those riot grrls would kick your ass for saying that steve

by Jesus December 17, 2003

turkey

an ugly bird traditionally eaten on thanksgiving.

"I like a bit of turkey"

by Jesus April 22, 2003