JESUS's definitions

cock goblin

when some faggot or a skank ass bitch has been cock punched so omany times that their face resembles a cock and a goblin at the same time....hence the name cock goblin

DAMN, that ugly fuck looks like a cock goblin

by jesus March 18, 2003

GBOFFAFIMD

Gollum Bites Off Frodo's Finger and Falls Into Mount Doom

And so GBOFFAFIMD and I larfed

by Jesus September 17, 2003

friley

retarded person that could build god with a block of wood and a pocket knife

he friley'd that piece of wood

by jesus April 1, 2005

Welshdoll

Common name for a welsh slut

"oh fuck there it goes again. She's a right Welshdoll."

by Jesus May 13, 2005

African Round Ball

aka Basketball

dem niggaz love playin with balls.... in the mouth.... BOOYA

Hey look ma, that negro is playin with his african round ball. Can i give him a dirrrrrty sanchez???

by Jesus October 15, 2003

the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.

If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

beast on

To beat the shit out of someone.

"Duuude, that guy was a total faggot. He's the type of guy I would have beasted on back in the day."

by Jesus September 22, 2003