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armante

a complete fucktard: read also idiot
by jesus February 10, 2005
mugGet the armantemug.

SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks
I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS
by Jesus September 17, 2003
mugGet the SAHBPSmug.

Wicked Karma

The avatar of nihilistic passive-aggressive punishing of sinners in the name of the lord (Wicked Karma), only to make examples of them to the world. This act of punishment is because there is only one god, which is ourselves, and those who are punished will show that Wicked Karma is the avatar of true power over those who do wrong, for no personal gain.

There is a little Wicked Karma in all of us, but he is stronger with a few.
by Jesus October 31, 2003
mugGet the Wicked Karmamug.

Kanadaz Most Wanted

Steve Grenier is Kanadaz most wanted person. Everyone wants to be him.
Damn that nigga Steve Grenier is dope. He is Kanadaz Most Wanted
by Jesus January 1, 2005
mugGet the Kanadaz Most Wantedmug.

chaminade

And you thought CBC kids were fags. Give these guys a mirror and they'll be occupied for hours. Known for hooking up with some of the most stuck up Villa bitches around (and each others moms!), these guys love their money and their faces. You'll be able to easily spot these kids out at party... they'll be the ones planning to beat up the cops. If you find yourself pondering what these kids value in life... the answer is MONEY MOMS and MIRRORS.
Those Chaminade kids attempted to beat up the cops but ended up getting arrested. Not to worry though, their rich daddys bailed them out.
Meanwhile...
(kids best friend banging his mom while the dad is bailing them out)
by jesus April 17, 2005
mugGet the chaminademug.

lad

"that lads gay"
by Jesus April 22, 2003
mugGet the ladmug.

WITFITS

Common acronym for “What In The Fuck Is This Shit
Buddy1 sends naked pics of 80 year old man!

Buddy 2 response - WITFITS
by Jesus February 9, 2005
mugGet the WITFITSmug.

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