JESUS's definitions

Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.

I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?

by jesus March 18, 2005

bumhole engineer

homosexual

elton john

by jesus June 25, 2003

pooner

n. Someone who is better than others at some sort of activity.

Man that guy is a pooner, he destroyed their whole team!

by JESUS April 14, 2005

The Sheep thread

A thread on AlternateHistory.com that is over 120 pages long and full of insanity. Proof that either god doesn't exist or he doesn't bother with humans

BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM SNAAAKE!!

damn this is so The Sheep thread

by Jesus August 15, 2004

tell you what

1. To kick someone in the face

1. I'm gonna tell you what!

by Jesus March 18, 2005

wtf

abbreviation for what the fuck?

"aypa"
"wtf?!"

by Jesus April 22, 2003