Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.

Steve is a two pump chump.

by Jesus January 17, 2003

Lee Harding

Annoying, faux-punk poser and contestant from Australian Idol 3. Displayed severely limited intelligence, music knowledge and talent. Had logic defying z-grade celebrity status bestowed upon him by obnoxious teens and finished third place. Scored a recording contract and is currently churning out the crappiest music Australia has seen in recent years.

Lee Harding is a tool

by Jesus July 16, 2008

armante

a complete fucktard: read also idiot

shut the fuck up, armante

by jesus February 10, 2005

SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks

I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS

by Jesus September 17, 2003

Wicked Karma

The avatar of nihilistic passive-aggressive punishing of sinners in the name of the lord (Wicked Karma), only to make examples of them to the world. This act of punishment is because there is only one god, which is ourselves, and those who are punished will show that Wicked Karma is the avatar of true power over those who do wrong, for no personal gain.

There is a little Wicked Karma in all of us, but he is stronger with a few.

Wicked Karma is Sexy!

by Jesus October 31, 2003

taint

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.

If it wasn't for the taint, my nuts would reek of poo!

by Jesus September 16, 2003

Despingate

To rip the cock off anything, therefore rendering it completly and utterly useless.(Everything has a cock in one way shape or form)

While smoking a blunt: Oh shit man, I left for a minute and you despingated that blunt already!

by jesus March 25, 2003