tell you what

1. To kick someone in the face

1. I'm gonna tell you what!

by Jesus March 19, 2005

Chub

N. 1. A multi-purspose word, commonly used in conjunction with the word Krandel(see Krandel)

N. 1. Watch closely for the chub to make its apperance.

by Jesus August 02, 2003

Mamma Newstead

Daughter of Jesus Christ, Sister of Jesus Boy, mamma is married to Jason Newstead, Mamma is a talking pile of ashes because her and Jesus boy were twins (they are crosses) and Dagoth Ur burned her with his hand of fire, and both of them burned, sadly...Jesus boy never turned to ashes and is still burning this day.
Can also be used as an insult.

Hey shut up!..Mamma Newstead!

by Jesus February 24, 2004

skud

A word used by the peasant underclass(aka chavs)to indicate they want a "go" on something. Often used before they then steal the said thing.

ah boi,gis a skud on your phone..i won't knick it!onest!

by Jesus January 30, 2005

carpet eater

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

by Jesus June 06, 2003

durf

The area between the scrotum see "nutsack" and the asshole that prevents one from shitting on his nuts.

That bitch clapped me out and now my durf is on fire

by Jesus January 18, 2003

wtf

abbreviation for what the fuck?

"aypa"
"wtf?!"

by Jesus April 22, 2003