JESUS's definitions

drugs

Something people take to look hard.

The more hardcore the drug the harder you are.

If you sell them to kids then you'll get a record deal.

50 cent : "Stage rapping ass niggaz ain't sold no drugs"

by Jesus May 13, 2005

hot air balloon

When a girl eats a guys bootyhole while giving him a reach around, he farts in her mouth.

I hot air balloned the shit out of that bitch last night.

by jesus July 22, 2003

hustler

A porno magazine

I beat off to Hustler

by Jesus June 6, 2003

stubborn IE user

See moron, idiot and dickhead.

"Man, that guy is such a stubborn IE user."

by Jesus February 7, 2005

robo

A hardcore mother fucker who beats the shit out of gang bangers trying to steal his car. Also known to beat up drug dealers in order to steal their stash.

"Duude, that guy was a total faggot; he's the type of guy I would have beasted on back in the day."

by Jesus August 5, 2003

SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks

I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS

by Jesus September 17, 2003

Wicked Karma

The avatar of nihilistic passive-aggressive punishing of sinners in the name of the lord (Wicked Karma), only to make examples of them to the world. This act of punishment is because there is only one god, which is ourselves, and those who are punished will show that Wicked Karma is the avatar of true power over those who do wrong, for no personal gain.

There is a little Wicked Karma in all of us, but he is stronger with a few.

Wicked Karma is Sexy!

by Jesus October 31, 2003