Douchbag

Look in the mirror....that's a douchbag!

your a douchbag

by Jessica February 05, 2004

bastardette

bastardette is a female bastard, a girl born without a father figure.

Shirley is a bastardette.

by Jessica March 10, 2005

licky

when you want to lick something

Kelsey. you're so licky today

by jessica January 30, 2005

eating rocks

When someone's teeth look like they've been eating rocks. Also similar to when someone's teeth look as though they've been chompin on osteoporis bones. Or, as Adele from Queens of Comedy says, when someone's teeth look like tools and could open up a Black and Decker.

His teeth looked like he'd been eating rocks.

by Jessica June 18, 2006

schmegma

it's fucking sick that's what that is!

mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW

by jessica November 20, 2003

smexy

sexy but at a greater magnitude

WOW look at that babe, he's so smexy

by Jessica January 31, 2005

moogler

1. one who does in the bum while sleeping.
2. a creeper.
3. verb - to borrow
4. allisdair

-john is a dirty moogler
-can i moogle some whiskey?

by jessica April 25, 2005