goober

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe

goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird

by jessica August 04, 2004

outkast

the single greatest musicians, hands down, of all time. they deserved that grammy more than anyone else in the world.

i am so glad outkast is finally getting the recognition they deserve

by jessica February 18, 2004

petco

an EVIL PLACE where animals die everyday because the people hired have no idea whatsoever how to take care of animals. has had millions of lawsuits filed against them. petco should go curl up and die somewhere.. the problem is, where else is everyone going to get their pet stuff? (or pets?)

'did you see that thing in the paper about petco?'
'yea. i can't believe they found a bunch of starving guinea pigs and parakeets sitting in their own shit. i'm never going there again!'

by jessica February 23, 2005

pussy licker

a very talented person whom i would like to get to know better.

he's a great pussy licker

by jessica February 04, 2004

conor oberst

beautiful, hot, orgasmic

that sex last night was conor....if you know what i mean

by jessica May 08, 2004

two for a dolla holla

say you have bus tickets they sell them 2 for a dollar.

don't have to waste 1.10

by Jessica December 11, 2003

barlowgirl

A girl that does not date. Can also be barlowguy/dude/chick/chicklette/boy etc.etc.

Oh, she's a barlowgirl. She doesn't date. I wonder why.

by Jessica January 05, 2005