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atlanta

Home of the braves, home of hicky people, hot asses, and hot ass temperatures in the summer.
located in the state of georgia. traffic is always heavy..
"yo, lets head downtown atlanta n' pick us up some ho's"
"i work in atlanta, its hot as shit"
by jessica June 11, 2006
mugGet the atlantamug.

moogler

1. one who does in the bum while sleeping.
2. a creeper.
3. verb - to borrow
4. allisdair
-john is a dirty moogler
-can i moogle some whiskey?
by jessica April 25, 2005
mugGet the mooglermug.

Jelly bracelets

I think that the whole "sex bracelets" is all bull. I mean schools in my area have even banned them because they "promote" sexual relations. I believe that no matter what, people are still going to have sex and whatnot with or without banning the bracelets. Breaking someone's "sex bracelet" does not mean you HAVE to have sex with that person, it's still your choice. I wear the Jelly bracelets and yes some of my friends and my ex and my current boyfriend have even broken them but that doesn't mean I am obligated to have sex with them, I'm still a Virgin!!! My friends and I all do know what the colors "mean" but we jokingly break them basically making fun of people who actually think you have to have sex with someone who broke your black jelly bracelet. Get real people! Keep wearing those Jelly bracelets no matter what people think! ROCK ON!
omg u broke my jelly bracelet, my mom's gonna kill me!
by Jessica August 25, 2004
mugGet the Jelly braceletsmug.

Penis

A body organ of male mamals, used for sexual intercourse and discharge of urine. The thing I suck on all night long. G2G so I can give my boyfriend Blake a blow job.
by Jessica June 16, 2004
mugGet the Penismug.

speculator

person who invests in a risky venture, in the hope of making a large profit.
Stop being a speculator, i don't want to buy porn for 10$s.
by Jessica February 26, 2004
mugGet the speculatormug.

loaft

"the 5-0's gonna bust us for loafting up here"
by Jessica August 5, 2003
mugGet the loaftmug.

shits

"Dude, why do you do that?"
"I do it for shits. Its fun, dammit!"
by Jessica April 2, 2005
mugGet the shitsmug.

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