JESSICA's definitions

luncheon

Apparently in Northern Virginia, if you are "luncheon" you are really high, and in a giggly mood.

Are you luncheon, man?

by Jessica March 23, 2005

murck

Commonly misspelled as merc. It should be noted that the latter spelling is incorrect and even phonetically wrong. To murck is to:

1. Flee a seen immediately.
2. Kick a niggas ass.
3. Have intercourse with.

1. "Tha cops was called and I was 'bout to murck that shit."
2. "That nigga be pushin' up on my girl, and if he keep it up, i'mma murck his ass."
3. "Last night I murcked that fine ass bitch in da back seat of my whip."

by Jessica January 13, 2005

carnessary

Noun. When one pronounces a word incorrectly due to a typeo, division of word(s) on separate lines, an accidental combination of more than one word, or a basic mispronounciation.

Example #1: Pronouncing "determined" as "deetermind"

Example #2: Pronouncing "car necessary" as "carnessary" because it was printed "carnecary"

Example #3: Reading "applaud" as "apple aud" because "appl" is on one line and "aud" is on the following line

by Jessica December 11, 2003

spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"

by Jessica September 11, 2003

tickly

a 3 year old's towel

Ewww, get away from me with that tickly

by Jessica February 21, 2003

xcon

private sex chamber

aka xXxcon/sexcon

"wow, look at aaron make jessica moan in xcon"

by jessica July 8, 2003

conor oberst

beautiful, hot, orgasmic

that sex last night was conor....if you know what i mean

by jessica May 8, 2004