JESSICA's definitions

kevlar

my dogs name! o also a materal they put is hydroplane boats and you where kevlar while raceing a hydroplane boad it helps u float if u fall out!

1. come here kevlar!
2.the kevlar helped me float whene i fell out of a boat it saved my life!

by jessica May 31, 2004

Penis

A body organ of male mamals, used for sexual intercourse and discharge of urine. The thing I suck on all night long. G2G so I can give my boyfriend Blake a blow job.

Me giving head to my boyfriend Blake.

by Jessica June 16, 2004

Cake

cake is a Gay nigga

nigga you ack like a Cake

by Jessica June 23, 2004

Genius

A band from california, Go to their site www.geniusmusic.com

Genius = best band at the moment (my opinion)

by jessica June 25, 2004

Jelly bracelets

It is true that Jelly Bracelets used to be an 80's fashion. However, they weren't the original fuck bracelets. Originally fuck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beed and thin elastic string. The rumors about breaking them and the person has to have sex with you started floating around when I was thirteen. I'm about17 now. They were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. Somewhere along the line Jelly bracelets began to come back into style. When this happened they became known as fuck bracelets. What many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a joke. No one actually believes that if they break someone's black bracelet that, that person has to have sex with them. That's ridiculous and stupid. However there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and people do jokingly try to break them a lot. Most of the time when it happens to me (I have about 80 of these things) it's just one of my friends kidding around.

Black- Sex
Blue- Blow job
Pink- Flash tits or pinus
Yellow- Hug
Purple- Kiss
Clear- W/e snapper wants
Green- Hand job
Brown- Toss my salad
Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS
Any glitter- Girl chooses
Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX
Light Blue- Anal
Light pink- hug & kiss
Light green- Oral sex
Gold- All of the above

Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it's just a fashion statement.

Girl: Hey! You broke my fuck bracelet!
Guy: Whoops sorry. Hey! That means we have to have sex now!
Girl: (sarcastically) Oh yea baby!
Guy: Haha
Girl: Wanna go right now?
Guy: Seriously?
Girl: No you dumbass I was joking
Guy: Uh.. yea, I.. uh... I was too.
Girl: Riiiight

::girl walks off::

by Jessica June 29, 2004

jawjuh

Southern form of Georgia. One of Jeff Foxworthy's redneck words.

I live in Atlanta Jawjuh!

by Jessica June 29, 2004

bama

Short for Alabama. Most often used when rooting for the football team of University of Alabama.

Go BAMA!!!!!

by Jessica June 29, 2004