JESSICA's definitions

nawmee

cute little midget who is obsessed with the word "cool!" vertically challenged yet doesn't care.

my friend who is at the desk over there

by jessica November 28, 2004

petco

an EVIL PLACE where animals die everyday because the people hired have no idea whatsoever how to take care of animals. has had millions of lawsuits filed against them. petco should go curl up and die somewhere.. the problem is, where else is everyone going to get their pet stuff? (or pets?)

'did you see that thing in the paper about petco?'
'yea. i can't believe they found a bunch of starving guinea pigs and parakeets sitting in their own shit. i'm never going there again!'

by jessica February 23, 2005

pussy licker

a very talented person whom i would like to get to know better.

he's a great pussy licker

by jessica February 4, 2004

Boojetto

Beautiful and Ghetto and at the same time

Damn Stephanie is Boojetto

by Jessica April 26, 2005

Quim

1)Female genitalia
2)Isadora Wing's front license plate on her Mercedes in "Any Woman's Blues" by Erica Jong.

1)Eat my quim!
2)I took Quim out for a spin today,...

by Jessica July 26, 2002

goober

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe

goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird

by jessica August 4, 2004

Jeopardy

1)A game show consisting of categories of questions that go up in both value and difficulty as they go down the column. Hosted by Alex Trebek.

2)Extremely boring show since Ken Jennings lost.

1)She tried out for Jeopardy, but she wasn't smart enough.
2)(screamed at the TV) Ken would have known the answer, you dumb bitch!

by Jessica December 3, 2004