JESSICA's definitions

UCF

Unbelievably
Crappy
Football

in the 2004 season, the university of central florida's football team did what no one was thought possible..... they lost every single game they played

UCF? wow, you have an unbelievably crappy football team

by jessica January 3, 2005

barlowgirl

A girl that does not date. Can also be barlowguy/dude/chick/chicklette/boy etc.etc.

Oh, she's a barlowgirl. She doesn't date. I wonder why.

by Jessica January 5, 2005

hickey

what is given after sucking a part of the body (neck, chest, etc.)causing the blood vessels to break and leaving a bruise.

My boyfriend gave me the biggest hickey, i had to put cover-up on it.

by Jessica January 5, 2005

murck

Commonly misspelled as merc. It should be noted that the latter spelling is incorrect and even phonetically wrong. To murck is to:

1. Flee a seen immediately.
2. Kick a niggas ass.
3. Have intercourse with.

1. "Tha cops was called and I was 'bout to murck that shit."
2. "That nigga be pushin' up on my girl, and if he keep it up, i'mma murck his ass."
3. "Last night I murcked that fine ass bitch in da back seat of my whip."

by Jessica January 13, 2005

White Widow

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.

1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of White Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."

by Jessica January 14, 2005

Cock-block

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)

1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."

by Jessica January 17, 2005

canoozaling

Canoozaling is a term used to define the act of good loving. It usually includes all of the following:
Kissing (various locations including, cheeks, forehead, eyes, nose, lips), hugging, cuddling, words of endearment, head rubs, etc.

I saw Jessica and Carl canoozaling in the park.

by Jessica January 25, 2005