JESSICA's definitions

miss turner

(Adj) unusually large femal who only watches television to find gramatical errors.
a.a turner has a mole ugly feet a the biggest butt you'll ever see.
b.A ugly LAnuage arts teacher.

Did you hear what that turner said she always tries to act so smart.

by Jessica February 24, 2005

Fagulous

one who is fabulous and gay

jack from will and grace is beyond fagulous!

by Jessica November 30, 2004

pit

Pimpette in Training.

Emily's pit trainer is Ashley.

by Jessica November 12, 2003

Jade Puget

Hott. Sweet. Funny. Extremely talented guirtarist and vocalist.

Jade<3

by Jessica August 19, 2003

pick ass

V. To be slow or take forever to do something.
N. A person who is slow or takes forever to do something

V. We're in a hurry, so don't pick ass!

N. We're late. Can you be more of a pick ass?

by Jessica April 1, 2004

jeuf

an individual who has great sexual attractivity (usually pertaining to the opposite sex)

Whoa!!! That guy was a jeuf!

by Jessica April 4, 2004

loaft

to bum around carelessly

"whatchu sayin' this summer?"
"ahh you'll find me loafting at the mall"

by Jessica June 20, 2003