bastardette

bastardette is a female bastard, a girl born without a father figure.

Shirley is a bastardette.

by Jessica March 10, 2005

eating rocks

When someone's teeth look like they've been eating rocks. Also similar to when someone's teeth look as though they've been chompin on osteoporis bones. Or, as Adele from Queens of Comedy says, when someone's teeth look like tools and could open up a Black and Decker.

His teeth looked like he'd been eating rocks.

by Jessica June 18, 2006

apacha

A slang word for someone who is your friend you call them apacha

Apacha- whacha doing tonight

by Jessica January 22, 2004

schmegma

it's fucking sick that's what that is!

mike irvin has a schmegma probleme.... EWWWW

by jessica November 20, 2003

smexy

sexy but at a greater magnitude

WOW look at that babe, he's so smexy

by Jessica January 31, 2005

Penis

A body organ of male mamals, used for sexual intercourse and discharge of urine. The thing I suck on all night long. G2G so I can give my boyfriend Blake a blow job.

Me giving head to my boyfriend Blake.

by Jessica June 16, 2004

wankah

brendan. a very scary kid who has holes in his pockets and his cell phone is a banana.

amy loved his wankah-ness when she reached in brendan's pockets. we know you liked that amy.

by Jessica March 03, 2003