shwag

by Jessi September 08, 2003
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crippla

better than cronic .. slang for crippler .. the best knock u on ur ass bud there is.
"i got tore up at Matts house smokin da crippla" .. DOUG
by Jessi April 20, 2005
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Loser

A person who is extremely cool and happy with themselves, yet looked down upon for being different. Just because someone is a loser doesn't mean they are not cool. The cool part about being a loser is getting to admit you are one.
by Jessi December 30, 2003
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jude

to describe a particularly attractive male of British descent. Derives from the actor 'Jude Law,' but appropriate for any exceptionally handsome English guy.
I was walking through Trafalger Square yesterday when i almost ran into a group of three judes.
by jessi January 26, 2004
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tardmo

a combination of the words retarded and motherfucker being slang for 'tard' and 'mo.' a tardmo is someone who is so stupid that they are similar to someone who is mentally handicapped and a motherfucker.
You actually bought an Oasis CD you tardmo!
by jessi January 26, 2004
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cara

One of the coolest people I know and love! She's super awesome.
"That chick is no Cara, she's just not cool enough."
by jessi May 15, 2004
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Calabasas

stuck up, bitchy, horny, "straight but willing to experiment", rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved so far up their asses they cant see anymore and can go fuck the horses they rode in on twice because they are chauvinistic, condescending, patronizing, manipulative, imbroglio-causing, mannerless, naive, pricks with no respect and it is disgusting how they treat women and think so highly of themselves... then again the way many of the girls around here act, they probably deserve it, if theyre not totally provoking them.

this does NOT apply to everyone.
"What school do you go to?"
"Calabasas"
::disgusted looks::
by Jessi December 30, 2003
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