JESSI's definitions

Chilli

a water bottle (that contains only water) that a swimmer shares wit their whole lane

Hey pass the chilli

by JESSI December 13, 2003

koko

shes clever, shes cute, shes great. This is a cheesy entry of love.

Liekwoah, Koko is my girlfriend.

by jessi December 12, 2003

ugtard

a hybrid of the two slang terms;
fucktard and ugmo, an ugtard is a derogatory term for someone who is both unattractive and acting like a mentally handicapped person.

i.e. The rock band Oasis are a bunch of ugtards.

by jessi January 26, 2004

jude

to describe a particularly attractive male of British descent. Derives from the actor 'Jude Law,' but appropriate for any exceptionally handsome English guy.

I was walking through Trafalger Square yesterday when i almost ran into a group of three judes.

by jessi January 26, 2004

Loser

A person who is extremely cool and happy with themselves, yet looked down upon for being different. Just because someone is a loser doesn't mean they are not cool. The cool part about being a loser is getting to admit you are one.

Losers are cool.

by Jessi December 30, 2003

tardmo

a combination of the words retarded and motherfucker being slang for 'tard' and 'mo.' a tardmo is someone who is so stupid that they are similar to someone who is mentally handicapped and a motherfucker.

You actually bought an Oasis CD you tardmo!

by jessi January 26, 2004

pen15

"Pen15" is h4x0r writing for "Penis." It is used most commonly to write it on each other's hands (kids do this) in order to bring about lame ass ridiculing and taunting. It's a very childish thing to do and isn't really funny...

Kid1: Wanna join the Pen15 Club?
Kid2: What are the requirements?
Kid1: I just have to write it on your hand and then you're in *giggle*

by Jessi June 17, 2003