Ooglefracken

A word that you shout when you are uberly pissed off. Also a grand name for a future Terminator movie. Spoken with a German accent.

rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk u r so dum
Me: Awwww frick
rAnDoM aIrHeAd: omg lyk i cant believe u r talkin lyk dat omg lyk u no noting
Me: I can't take this anymore!! OOGLEFRACKEN!!!

by Jesse February 04, 2005

plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives

1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."

by jesse March 30, 2004

the nuts in your mouth

a winning hand in poker
have the best hand

the guy thought i was bluffing, and i showed in i had the ace high flush, and he realized i had nuts in his mouth

by jesse December 31, 2004

tumble weed

pubic hair that is never shaven and has so much hair that it comes out of her panties (usualy granny)

we were gonna have sex but then i realized she had a tumble weed

by jesse March 03, 2004

acid

Acid is
a) the really strong drug, known as LSD
b) the stuff that burns your face off if you somehow manage to get it there during chemistry class.

"I got some acid yesterday and I'm still trippin"

or

"God, I can't feel my face because i got acid on it last class period!!"

by Jesse March 06, 2005

graffiti

A form of art and expression. The world is each ones canvas.

by jesse September 14, 2003

neoness

An RPG guru, mainly obsessed with oddball RPG's mainly other people don't appreciate.

Wow, I want to be a great gamer like NeoNess!

by Jesse April 22, 2003