JERRY's definitions

crack on a stick

Bastardization of "Damn that shit," which in turn is a bastardization of "Oh darn my brotha"

She What?!?!? Crack on a stick!

by Jerry April 18, 2003

bobwan

being or coming from the plant bob wan

i am bobwan what did you say

by jerry October 23, 2003

Jesus In A Box

A tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise "body," of Jesus Christ.

The priest went to the Jesus In A Box to get me my Holy Cracker.

by Jerry November 15, 2004

G.I.T.

"Gay in training."
a young child, usually referring to a male, who will most likely grow up to be a homosexual.

I think Chase is definitely a G.I.T.

by Jerry November 18, 2004

Moranism

A method of grading, originally instituted by Patrick Moran. It is not based on the 100-point system, but rather on a point per question on a particular assignment, project, or examination. For each incorrect answer, a "point," or letter grade, is taken off of the final grade. For example, a 25/25 would be an A+, a 24/25 would be an A, a 23/25 would be an A-, etc. The grade can go below the normal F standard. The next letter grade after F would be, "G." Usually, it stops there, mainly due to the fact that no one has ever gotten below a "G" grade. The system is rarely used due to its extreme nature, and when used by the teacher, it is only conducted on very rare occasions.

"My teacher believes in Moranism. She told us that it makes us work harder. Now that I got our first test back, I agree with her."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

skite

the spray/splash of a liquid onto a surface, as when opening a carbonated can or when urinating.

Ben's shaken Bud skited onto Bob when he popped the top.

or,

Ben skited all over the toilet seat while urinating the six-pack he had pounded.

by jerry March 24, 2004

wacked

1. messed up
2. to be killed by the mafia in a hit

1. That kid is so wacked
2. I heard Mario got wacked last night while he was in his house.

by Jerry September 9, 2003