JEREMY's definitions

gaymafia

a secret society of homosexual persons that control the secret gay underground. Led by the man himself, Elton John.

cher is the goddess of the gaymafia

by Jeremy November 13, 2003

cockmaster

One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.

Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.

by Jeremy November 26, 2004

zoom zoom

Something that happens to lots of guys, see premature ejaculation

Last night me and Brett were gettin' it on and he zoomed, *teehee*... man I hate bitches.

by Jeremy March 3, 2004

Count Deg

A mythological man born in the early 1800s in Sweden. It was rumored he slayed thousands of young men and served their blood to his guests. He was stabbed to death in 1930 but people say he has been reborn and lives in Illinois. He is pure evil and extremely cunning.

Count Deg is the best party host I know.

by Jeremy September 5, 2004

dirt road

anal sex

I took the dirt road with her, took the dirt road

by Jeremy December 3, 2002

desu

japanese for 'it is', often said at the end of sentences to seem cute or unwitting.

I went to the store and bought some milk, desu.

by jeremy February 6, 2003

totmur

a very powerful person, he owns everyone/everything.

totmur is a feller who owns you in everything.

by jeremy December 8, 2004