Licuria's Mum

See MILF
Matthew Licuria (Licuria) has a really hot mum that everyone would like to bang.

Whoa man, your girlfriend's as hot as Licuria's mum!

by Jeremy October 06, 2004

chism

to chill

Homey1: "Yo i'm so extremely heated right now!"

Homey2: "Chismmmmmm"

by Jeremy April 18, 2004

Joshin' it up

To masturbate, usually done by a male, in a public place. In commmemoration of a guy I knew who got caught whacking off in the bathroom. Enough Said.

Hells yeah! Joshin' it up is freakin' awesome!

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

Lickknob

Some so dumb they can't even get the simplest things right.

Hey, Don. Lickknob is one word!

by Jeremy December 04, 2003

Hacky Sack Day

The first sunday of the month shall be devoted to hacky sack.

April 3, 2005

It begins

by Jeremy March 28, 2005

naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

monkorn

a ancient penis eater of the dinosaur speices

my monkorn ate my penis

by jeremy August 27, 2003