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dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.
"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"
by jeremy January 14, 2004
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A lesser known figure in the pantheon of mythical homosexualists. According to legend, Shaun Rondell, a compulsive nail biter, fell ill after ingesting a small particulate of his own feces embedded in his thumb nail.
We all know Richard Simmons, but have you taken the time to say hello to Shaun Rondell The Ass Pontey?
by Jeremy December 23, 2004
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whiling

Yo, stop whiling.
John, your whiling out.
by Jeremy August 30, 2004
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funky

A word that office losers and yuppies use to describe something that's not normal in thier day to day repetative world.
"There's something funky with this order I'm working on here."
"I am on my way over to a meeting, but I can't seem to find it. Someone gave me some funky directions."
"This new massaging chair I got at Sharper Image is pretty funky!"
by Jeremy April 13, 2005
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townsin

Derived from the word Tow, Town and Sin. Farmers would always try so hard to tow large objects through Town, Due to the thin alley ways, the Farmers would haev a bitch of a time towing these items (such as farm equiptment and cows) through town, that they would often swear and curse, thus sinning in town, while towing; thus they were commiting a town sin.

Because these items were so hard to tow, and often would never co-operate, and would cause these men to curse and swaer... this word gained a new meaning. and soon became a slang for the word stubborn, or dificult.
"hunny did you get a loan from your brother", "NO he's to fucking townsin to give me a fucking dime!!"

"this question is so Townsin"

"That girl is so Townsin, she even argues with herself"
by Jeremy March 29, 2005
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pearl harbour

a historic site where lots of people DIED.
by jeremy February 6, 2003
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Raynes

Raynes' (latin for faggot).

This word-com* was invented in 1955 to insult british air-pilots.

*combination.
by Jeremy April 8, 2005
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