parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.
todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.
by jeremy December 15, 2003
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Zareism

All who worship Zare as lord and savior.
I love you Zare; Zareism
by Jeremy January 07, 2005
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Krim

"Krim, cuddy!"
by Jeremy November 07, 2002
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pixelize

When a digital image becomes blurry and fragmented due to poor file quality, or excess enlargement thereof.
I tried to see more of that bitch but all that damn picture did was pixelize.
by Jeremy November 25, 2003
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boof dee doo

progression of time describing a menial task.
We walked, boof dee doo.
by jeremy February 06, 2003
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Putting it in the pocket

When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).
Jer: That's pretty beastly.
Neil: Beastly? That fucking awesome. I'm putting it in the pocket.
by Jeremy November 25, 2006
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Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
by Jeremy October 02, 2004
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