Atkins diet

A diet in which you count your "net carbs" (which are carbs - dietary fibre). Contrary to popular beleif, this diet does not encourage you to eat massive amounts of bacon, cheese and other foods high in fat.
The reason why this diet actually works is because:
1. When you are eating regular carbs, your body uses them for energy by braking them up with insolan (which causes your blood sugar to rise, and then fall dramatically depending on the type of carb you eat) then u crave carbs again....its like a rollercoaster
2. When on Atkins, you are basically trying to keep your blood sugar constant - flat lined you could say.
3. When u don't use carbs for energy, your body switches in to ketosis - which is fat-burning mode. Instead of your body burning carbs and storing fat, your burning fat you eat and fat you store - that is why you can eat more fat on this diet - fat replaces carbs

* this diet has been proven by many studies to help type 2 diebetics - if you think about it, type 2 diebetics is like being allergic to carbs - your body cannot process them efficiently.

* I agree that this is a overly hyped diet - but it actually does work. I've lost 20 pounds over a month and a half - about 3 pounds a week. AND IM NOT HUNGRY ALL THE TIME LIKE I WAS WHEN I ATE CARBS! You have to do it properly - check out www.atkins.com for more infomation
A typical day on Atkins (if you do it right)

Breakfast:

2 egg omlette with cheese, ham, green pepper and onion
or
Low carb pancakes with low carb syrup with strawberries
or
Low carb bread (made with soy and whole wheat), with natural peanut butter

Lunch:

Garden salad with chicken
or
Low carb wrap with cheese, mayo, ham and chicken w/veggies

Supper:

Chicken breast with cheese and salad
or any meat with veggies

Snacks:

- Nuts
- Berries
- Sugar free candies/chocolate (eat sparingly though!)
- Veggies and dip
- Low carb bread with cream cheese or peanut butter
by Jenn October 11, 2004
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Marist College

A college in New York attended primarily by white, preppy rich kids from New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut who were popular and social in highschool, making everyone at Marist stuck up and crazy. Located in the sketchy town of Poughkeepsie, commonly called Po-town by Marist students. A Marist student can be identified as a Polo shirt wearing, SUV driving, partier.
Dude, my collar's popped and my ID's fake, let's go to the bar cuz we're Marist students!
by Jenn November 17, 2004
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assdragon

People who are assholes but who wear out the word so much you must get creative using hense "assdragon"... also may be substituted with "assdumpling" and/or "asspuppet"
Shut up you friggin assdragon
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cockazoid

-An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.

-Male sex organ.

-penis.
"Do you want to see my cockazoid?"
"You are the biggest cockazoid I've ever met."
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ska

An awesome type of music. sometimes with trumpets, trombones, and/or saxophones! Upbeat, and get to skank to! oh and reggae came from it,not the other way around
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Pimpin hoes

the pimp's hoes, duh, like the whores who sleep with da pimps for da $$$ and they pimpin
Dude#1: Yo Man!Did you see those pimpin hoes?
Dude#2: Yea Man!They were fyyyne!
Dude#1: WORD!
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prarie doggin it

When ones shit is popping out of ones ass but they keep squeezing it back inside so they dont take a poop.
Katie was prarie doggin it when she was at Lauren's house because she didnt want to stink out the bathroom.
by Jenn April 11, 2004
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