JENN's definitions

sqump

Squrming and humping combined between a guy and girl.

Robby and Jessica like to sqump each other, but not in public like Angela and Cassidy.

by Jenn April 19, 2005

baby googler

Someone who constantly uses google.com to find pictures of strange looking babies.

Yeah, what a baby googler. She has this one picture of a baby with protruding eyeballs jumping out of a bathtub.

by Jenn June 11, 2006

Pooty

its a loving nickname

i call my baby pooty

by jenn March 5, 2004

bong

the best tool for smokeing pot

by Jenn May 27, 2003

quixotic

Unrealistic in the pursuit of ideals.

"She was walking around quixotically, without a thought of where she was going."

by Jenn February 6, 2003

Spilk

Sprite and chocolate school-lunch milk

hey Ronnie check out this spilk I just mixed!

by jeNN December 8, 2003

R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.

"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."

by JENN May 26, 2004