victuals 

The CORRECT spelling of the word, which is often misspelled as the way it sounds (vittles). Grab a dictionary or go to like merriam webster online if you don't believe me.

Noun
1. any kind of edible food
plural-victuals: rations, snacks, provisions, etc.

John: Hey dude wanna go get some vittles?
Joe: Uhm actually thats spelled victuals, and sure.
John: How can you tell . . . we're talking . . .

victuals by MikeTheWise November 2, 2007

Victuals 

Proof that the people who decided how english words are spelled were high and/or drunk.

Ancient scribe #1: Hmm, how should we spell the word that sounds like 'vittles'?
Ancient scribe #2: I think victuals will do nicely. Imma hit that crack again, you want some?
Ancient scribe #1: Yeah, gimme some of that

Victuals by theTacoCollector March 12, 2021

Virtuals 

People you are friends with on a Social Network that you've never met in person.

I have 650 Virtuals on FaceBook, along with 10 friends.

Virtuals by Brandomonium April 2, 2011

Virtuals 

Another term for ‘Generation-Z’. People born in the 21st century.

This generation of ‘Virtuals’ are really techno digital genius’s. They are also moreover virtuous and racially enlightened. Although far less racist; they frustrate many older people due to their lack of anger....

Virtuals by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018

virtualstorefront 

A site or medium of sales staged on the world wide web.

Nothing like a virtualstorefront to send sales skyrocketing.

virtualstorefront by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

victualizer 

Someone or thing that 'Will work for food'.

My cat treats me as the resident victualizer and masseuse though he does like to keep me company.

victualizer by Word Squire March 15, 2011

virtualship 

When you form a friendship or relationship with someone online, purely through messaging or reacting to eachother's social media but have never met in real life due to geographical distance and have never chatted over video/skype or the phone. You just enjoy messaging each other and then suddenly weeks, then months and then possibly even years pass by. As time has progressed you realise you know a lot about this person without even meeting them. Suddenly you realise you are in a 'virtualship'. Then you worry that if you ever meet them that you possibly won't get along and there is a risk that you might not even talk to eachother ever again. So you stay in the virtualship, prolong meeting up in person and live in the dream-like fantasy in your own head.

Person 1: You're not seriously still talking to that person online still?

Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.

Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.

virtualship by MMZMTS May 4, 2020