JEFF BEAM's definitions

Urinal Colonel

Person who cleans,or mantians urinals.
could be a janitor or perhaps a jail trustee

Fuck man ill be a urinal Colonel for a while.
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.

Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI

by JEFF BEAM February 24, 2008

thirsty pack

thirty pack of beers

jeff and randi just went to the store to pick up a thirsty pack

by JEFF BEAM January 9, 2008

Scoutin the talent

While in a public place, Usually a bar, when one sizes up the situation in terms of men to women ratio and then what women look good to bang. Can be done at any social venue.

Two guys walk into a bar:
John: man what are you doing your staring?
Other John: Shh bro im just scoutin the talent!

by JEFF BEAM September 22, 2012

Black Power

When Niggers "FORGET" to pay the power bill and instead run and extention cord through their grandmothers kitchen. BLACK POWER!!!

AWWW NAWWW DARYLL You spend all the welfare money on crack again. No matta jus ge da cor out da garage and run it to gramas crib NUIGGA!!! BLACK POWER SON!!!

by JEFF BEAM January 23, 2014

old bitch betty

An old typicaly ugly woman who is a bitch. may also have one or several cats

yo dude old bitch betty is workin at the store today and she always cards me for smokes

by JEFF BEAM May 16, 2006

Chips

A cop that rides a motorcycle and harasses the general populace

i was crusin the beach and the damn chips came ridin up on my ass

by JEFF BEAM June 1, 2006

Ho Mosexual

A woman who relentlessly pursues gay men with the hopes of getting them to "Change Teams".

Look at the way Jane is rubbing all up on John over there trying to get with him. I guess him kissing dudes all night made her think he wasnt a poof. Shes such a Ho Mosexual

by JEFF BEAM October 25, 2012