JDex 's definitions

milkstamp

When a woman hits someone with her tits. It is roughly the female equivalent to a mushroom stamp. The root word 'milk' comes from the female mammary glands (i.e. breasts) ability to produce milk.

"She knocked my glasses off my face with her tits when she gave me that milkstamp"

"She has huge tits, so she gives great milkstamps"

"Will you tell your mom to stop milkstamping the neighbors with that giant rack of hers?

by Jdex August 8, 2010

wet milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone and she lactates while doing so. This is regardless of whether it is a skim, 2%, 1/2 and 1/2, or whole milkstamp. It is also considered a wet milkstamp even if the breastmilk doesn't get on the milkstampee.

She stained her shirt when she gave me that 1/2 and 1/2 wet milkstamp.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstamper

One who gives milkstamps, with or without conscious intent.

The milkstamper fled the scene after milkstamping the victim unconscious.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

milkstampee

One who receives a milkstamp, with or without conscious intent.

She gave the milkstampee the milkstamping of his life

by Jdex August 8, 2010

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a shirt or torso covering clothing but is not wearing a bra or any other brassiere like mammary restraint.

I loved that 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp; I could feel her nipple against my cheek through her thin t-shirt.

by Jdex August 8, 2010

whole milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone and she is not wearing a bra or any brassiere like mammary restraint and she is not wearing a shirt or any torso covering clothing. I.e. a milkstamp from a completely topless, naked from the waist up, and bare chested, woman. It is considered the greatest of all milkstamps.

Did you see that topless woman give that guy a whole milkstamp? Lucky stiff!

by Jdex August 8, 2010

spilled milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by accident. That is, a milkstamp without the conscious intent of the woman giving the milkstamp.

If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.

"She gave me a sloppy 1/2 and 1/2 spilled milkstamp."

by Jdex August 8, 2010