14 definitions by JDex
by JDex August 8, 2010
A deluge of milkstamps, of any type, on one or more milkstampees by multiple women. This includes women milkstamping other milkstampers. Amen.
by JDex August 8, 2010
When a woman milkstamps someone and she lactates while doing so. This is regardless of whether it is a skim, 2%, 1/2 and 1/2, or whole milkstamp. It is also considered a wet milkstamp even if the breastmilk doesn't get on the milkstampee.
by JDex August 8, 2010
When a woman milkstamps someone by slowly dragging her tits across them rather than striking with her tits.
That waitress gave me a sloppy milkstamp so slow it took 5 minutes for her to drag her tits across my face.
by JDex August 7, 2010
When a woman hits someone with her tits. It is roughly the female equivalent to a mushroom stamp. The root word 'milk' comes from the female mammary glands (i.e. breasts) ability to produce milk.
"She knocked my glasses off my face with her tits when she gave me that milkstamp"
"She has huge tits, so she gives great milkstamps"
"Will you tell your mom to stop milkstamping the neighbors with that giant rack of hers?
"She has huge tits, so she gives great milkstamps"
"Will you tell your mom to stop milkstamping the neighbors with that giant rack of hers?
by JDex August 7, 2010
When a woman milkstamps someone by accident. That is, a milkstamp without the conscious intent of the woman giving the milkstamp.
If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.
If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.
by JDex August 8, 2010
Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.
by JDex July 2, 2017