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spilled milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone by accident. That is, a milkstamp without the conscious intent of the woman giving the milkstamp.

If the milkstampee puts themselves into a situation where they are likely to receive a milkstamp and the milkstamper in question was not trying to give a milkstamp, it is still considered a spilled milkstamp. Even if the milkstamper enjoys the spilled milkstamp afterwords.
"She gave me a sloppy 1/2 and 1/2 spilled milkstamp."
by Jdex August 8, 2010
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powdered milkstamp

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.
Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.
by Jdex August 8, 2010
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soy milkstamp

A milkstamp from a woman with silicon or otherwise artificial breasts.
Her tits are so fake they don't even move when she gives him a soy milkstamp.
by Jdex August 8, 2010
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wet milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone and she lactates while doing so. This is regardless of whether it is a skim, 2%, 1/2 and 1/2, or whole milkstamp. It is also considered a wet milkstamp even if the breastmilk doesn't get on the milkstampee.
She stained her shirt when she gave me that 1/2 and 1/2 wet milkstamp.
by Jdex August 8, 2010
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milkstampee

One who receives a milkstamp, with or without conscious intent.
She gave the milkstampee the milkstamping of his life
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milkstamper

One who gives milkstamps, with or without conscious intent.
The milkstamper fled the scene after milkstamping the victim unconscious.
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milkstampede

A deluge of milkstamps, of any type, on one or more milkstampees by multiple women. This includes women milkstamping other milkstampers. Amen.
Very well, death it is, by milkstampede!
by Jdex August 8, 2010
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