wet milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone and she lactates while doing so. This is regardless of whether it is a skim, 2%, 1/2 and 1/2, or whole milkstamp. It is also considered a wet milkstamp even if the breastmilk doesn't get on the milkstampee.

She stained her shirt when she gave me that 1/2 and 1/2 wet milkstamp.

by Jdex August 08, 2010

1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone while she is wearing a shirt or torso covering clothing but is not wearing a bra or any other brassiere like mammary restraint.

I loved that 1/2 and 1/2 milkstamp; I could feel her nipple against my cheek through her thin t-shirt.

by Jdex August 07, 2010

whole milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone and she is not wearing a bra or any brassiere like mammary restraint and she is not wearing a shirt or any torso covering clothing. I.e. a milkstamp from a completely topless, naked from the waist up, and bare chested, woman. It is considered the greatest of all milkstamps.

Did you see that topless woman give that guy a whole milkstamp? Lucky stiff!

by Jdex August 07, 2010

soy milkstamp

A milkstamp from a woman with silicon or otherwise artificial breasts.

Her tits are so fake they don't even move when she gives him a soy milkstamp.

by Jdex August 08, 2010

powdered milkstamp

A milkstamp from a significantly older woman. 'Older' usually meaning post menopausal.

Your grandma gave me a whole powdered milkstamp this morning.

by Jdex August 08, 2010

milkstampede

A deluge of milkstamps, of any type, on one or more milkstampees by multiple women. This includes women milkstamping other milkstampers. Amen.

Very well, death it is, by milkstampede!

by Jdex August 08, 2010

slip Mahoney

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.

What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!

by JDex July 02, 2017