Yetris

Yetris is used in place of any actual activity you are performing to give you an air of elite, indie sophistication by doing something so obscure.

Specifically, it is form of the game tetris played on a yeti. Yetis are notoriously bad for playing tetris on, unless they have cell phones imbedded in them, in which case they are excellent for it.

"So what did you do last night?"
"I played yetris."
"Wow, you must be knowledgable and sophisticated!"

"You want to go out tonight? I can't. I feel like staying home and playing yetris."

by JD April 21, 2005

cocoa queef

female flatulence caused by excessive sexual activity.

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!

by jd January 03, 2005

scranus

The area between the ass and the balls.

by JD April 10, 2003

buff

When someone is looking fine u say they are buff (London ting)

Manz was buff

by Jd July 28, 2003

star-crossed lovers

the term star-crossed lovers is talking about the zodiac signs. The zodiac's are stars in the sky, and in Romeo and Juliets case there star signs paths were doomed to cross over. This also signified the end of there relationship.

Romeo and Juliet had a doomed relationship

by jd July 26, 2004

Panda Bomb

When you get head and manage to get the whole package (cock and balls) in the girl's mouth. For best effect make sure to stand like a sumo wrestler.

Damn man, this bitch had the biggest mouth and gave me the best Panda bomb of my life.

by JD October 07, 2004

sunfire

a pontiac sunfire has less air resistance than a stealth bomber.

sporty car made by gm with a spoiler on the back.

where did you get that pontiac sunfire

by jd February 19, 2005