

Locky Leanord The Human Torpedo, one who was thrashed by the thrashinator and got his cock ripped open.
by JD February 01, 2005

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.
The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!
The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
by jd January 05, 2005

by jd May 13, 2005

When you get head and manage to get the whole package (cock and balls) in the girl's mouth. For best effect make sure to stand like a sumo wrestler.
by JD October 07, 2004

by JD November 24, 2004
