JB42's definitions

Royal Wedding

A day off work

Will: Hey, it's the royal wedding tomorrow, what're you going to do for it?
Harry: Probably head down the pub and spend the day catching some sun in the beer garden.

by JB42 May 21, 2011

Wedstock

It's a wedding festival.

I just had the most awesome weekend ever at Wedstock! A couple of my mates just put on this sweet music festival for their wedding!

by JB42 October 31, 2011

SQAT

Sitting Quietly and Typing. A more truthful form of LOL.

Grace: So, how're you doing today?
Flula: Oh, you know, ok. SQAT.

by JB42 October 11, 2014

social admin

The effort one has to put into maintaining relationships and organising events; the non-fun bit of friendships.

Jenny: How come you didn't RSVP to my party invite? Don't you like me?
Paul: Social admin overload this month.
Jenny: Fair enough.

by JB42 January 7, 2014

Füdenschit

Food to eat whilst on a German / Bavarian themed pub crawl.

We've done the first 6 pubs and it's almost lunch; fancy getting some füdenschit?

by JB42 October 28, 2010

Perkeleen Vittupää

A swear word to describe a malicious and evil mother fucker.

Jonny, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.

by JB42 November 13, 2014

Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

by JB42 November 22, 2010